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Alpaca puns 🦙 in 2022

You don’t want to fight me
– Alpaca punch.

What do you call an alpaca who never listens to what you have to say?
– A rasc-alpaca.

How does an alpaca greet his friend?
– He says, “Hay! What are you up to?”

What is a crossbreed of an alpaca and a camel?
– Camalpaca.

All’s wool that ends wool!

What did the female alpaca do on seeing his partner?
– She hembraced him.

What does an alpaca say when you ask him to go on a picnic with you?
– ‘Alpaca lunch.’

When do you call an alpaca that is very good at something?
– A tailented alpaca.

What did the alpaca say to his brother on the first day of school?
– “Al-pac-as a lunch”

You’re going to be late to the alpaca farm?
– No prob-llama.

What did the teacher of the young alpaca advise him?
– She asked him ti im-peru-v his writing skills.

That alpaca is one of the perufessionals around here that helps everyone in the city.

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