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Alpaca puns in 2024

Whatever life throws at me, alpaca punch!

Forget the alpaca-lypse- I’m more worried about llama-geddon!

How fast can an alpaca cover a long distance. Within a split second.

What is an alpaca that is mixed with a dog called?
– A Wool-f.

Wool, wool, wool, what’s going on here?

Which is the favourite country of an alpaca?
– South Cria.

Where did the alpaca lose all his money?
– At the wool street.

That alpaca is one of the most tailented alpacas around.

Do you love my new alpaca coat?
– I wool lend it to you if you like!

Do you have any idea what liberal alpacas are called?
– Peru-science.

How do you take care of your alpaca’s digestive tract?
– By making suri doesn’t eat much of junk foods.

What is an alpaca that never listens and misbehaves?
– Rascalpaca.

17 Days
Till the Alpacalypse

Do you know the capital city of Peru?
– It’s Llama!

How did he alpaca belittle the efforts of his friend?
– He said, “I cud do it with my left leg.”

What did the alpaca want to dress up as for Halloween?
– A werewool-f.

You don’t want to fight me
– Alpaca punch.

What do you call the imaginary world of an alpaca?
– Eupho-cria.

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