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Bacon puns 🥓 in 2022

Someone broke into my house and stole all of my bacon. One day I’ll catch that evil ham-burgler.

When the butcher finished his conversation with the pig, he said, “it has been nice meating you.”

I saw a fir tree with bacon growing from it the other day. Turned out to be a porkypine.

I got distracted when I was looking for the bacon stash. I was ham-bushed.

When you cross a centipede and a pig, you will end up with bacon and legs.

When he ordered for pork chop, the waiters went and called the pig who does karate.

No pig deal.

Don’t go bacon my heart.

I tried wrapping a dinosaur in bacon. It was a Jurassic Pork.

I dressed up as bacon for halloween. To say the least, i was looking pretty CRISP.

The pig decided to go to the kitchen. He felt like bacon.

Because I am Canadian, my bedroom smells like beaver, bacon, and maple.

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