Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Bathroom puns 🛁🚽 in 2022

Pooping jokes are not my favorite, but they’re definitely a solid number two.

Did you hear about the girl that fell off of the toilet?
– She was so embarrassed, her cheeks flushed.

I just dropped my phone in the bath
– Now it’s syncing

There are two reasons that you should never ever drink toilet water.
– They’re called number one and number two.

How does the moon take a bath?
– It has meteor showers!

Did you hear about that film called constipated?
– It never came out!

Toilet paper is a great example of “you never know what you have until it’s gone”.

This toilet paper really is tear-rible.

A man turns to a toilet paper and says “You look awful. What’s wrong?”.
– The toilet paper replies “Nothing really, I’m just feeling wiped today.”

He brought toilet paper to the party. He’s a real party-pooper.

What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
– Bubble 07

A Frenchman was asked if he’d like to use the bathroom. He said, “oui, oui!”

Most Popular Categories

All Categories

  • Submit a joke
  • Follow us on Facebook