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Bathroom puns 🛁🚽 in 2023

He brought toilet paper to the party. He’s a real party-pooper.

What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
– Bubble 07

A Frenchman was asked if he’d like to use the bathroom. He said, “oui, oui!”

What did one toilet say to the other? Wow, you look a little flushed today.

A boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom. She said yes of course, but only if you can tell me the entire alphabet. So he said, “abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz”. “Where’s the p?” She asked. “Halfway down my leg!” He answered.

Dialysis is a blood bath.

I don’t want to hear any more toilet puns. They always stink!

Pooping jokes are not my favorite, but they’re definitely a solid number two.

Did you hear about the girl that fell off of the toilet?
– She was so embarrassed, her cheeks flushed.

I just dropped my phone in the bath
– Now it’s syncing

There are two reasons that you should never ever drink toilet water.
– They’re called number one and number two.

How does the moon take a bath?
– It has meteor showers!

Did you hear about that film called constipated?
– It never came out!

Toilet paper is a great example of “you never know what you have until it’s gone”.

This toilet paper really is tear-rible.

A man turns to a toilet paper and says “You look awful. What’s wrong?”.
– The toilet paper replies “Nothing really, I’m just feeling wiped today.”

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