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Bridge puns in 2024

I’ve really mist these views of the Golden Gate

All kinds of animals have crossed the Brooklyn Bridge, but that’s ir-Elephant.

Bridge may be spicy

The Golden Gate Bridge’s new slogan.
The jump of a lifetime.

I banged my head on a low part of the bridge — I’d have been OK if viaduct!

When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn’t get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must’ve been pretty demuralizing.

The bridges you cross before you come to them are over rivers that aren’t there.

“The Brooklyn Bridge really towers over other NYC landmarks.”

I’m going to gate leaving San Francisco.

All these bridges
– And you can’t get over it

You should take a belt on the Brooklyn Bridge because it already has suspenders.

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off the bridge?
– Tequila

The bridge we don’t see becomes visible ones we allow courage and determination guide us toward it.

Have to seen the Golden Gate Bridge in the fog? It looks so mist-ical!

An architect designed a bridge but he made a massive mistake.
He couldn’t get over it.

What kind of car drives over water?
– Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.

What language do bridges speak?

If someone drives across the Golden Gate Bridge without paying the toll… does that make them a truss-passer?

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