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Bridge puns in 2024

Just watched a documentary on how they made the Golden Gate Bridge. It was riveting.

“I’m fairly certain that I stole my son’s really strong beer from the bridge.”
“What percent?”
“I’m about 80% sure.”

When one burns one’s bridges, what a very nice fire it makes.

Love is the bridge between two hearts.

The Golden Gate steels my heart every time.

When the Brooklyn Bridge was unveiled it was a dis-Roebling.

May the bridges I burn light the way.

There were 3 Mexicans. They crossed a bridge and there were only 2, why?
– Because there was no Tres-passing

It’s hard to fog-get your first time seeing the Golden Gate Bridge

Crossing the Brooklyn Bridge really takes a toll on you.

135 People jump off a bridge

“NYC keeps the Brooklyn Bridge spick and span.”

What do you call a polite bridge-builder? A civil engineer.

No sleep til Brooklyn Bridge.

I saw some people building a new bridge near me and every lunch break, they would sit down for afternoon tea complete with tablecloth and napkins…
It was very civil engineering…

“Praise the bridge that carried you over.”

I have to steel myself every time I take in this view of the bridge.

I watched a documentary on how they built the Golden Gate Bridge.
It was riveting.

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