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Bridge puns in 2024

What language does the Golden Gate Bridge speak? Span-ish.

The Brooklyn Bridge really towers over other NYC landmarks.

What do you call a polite man who builds bridges?
– A civil engineer

“A bridge can still be built while the bitter waters are flowing beneath.”

I’ve red that the Golden Gate Bridge is nearly two miles long!

On the Brooklyn Bridge, you have to steel yourself.

All these bridges and you still can’t get over it

I read a new book on bridge design
It was written by Archie Tek

I don’t like driving over the Golden Gate Bridge. It really takes a toll.

You can eat a bagel on the Brooklyn Bridge, but not locks.

The only time most husbands and wives get enjoyment out of holding hands is when they are playing bridge.

“The Brooklyn Bridge is no hidden gem. It’s pretty mainstream.”

In a Golden Gate of mind.

Here are my favorite Brooklyn Bridge puns for every circumstance.

If I make a bridge shorter
Is it now abridged?

[Dad Joke courtesy of Stephen King] The big moron and the little moron were standing on the Golden Gate bridge. The big moron fell off. Why didn’t the little moron fall off too?
– Because the little moron was a little more on.

“Life is like a bridge who is still under construction.”

I’ve really mist these views of the Golden Gate

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