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Calculus puns in 2024

Why are pirates the best at calculus?
– Because a true pirate never forgets the C.

I’m from Mississippi and I was the only black kid in my Calculus 2 class
Seems like Mississippi still has a problem with

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integration

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When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
– He remembered to add the sea.

I’ll do algebra, tackle geometry, maybe even a little calculus…
– But graphing is where I draw the line

They said Calculus would be integral to my education
– but I found it a little derivative

What’s long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
– Calculus homework

I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.
– It was hard to differentiate between them.

My maths teacher started throwing wordplay in calculus problems, I guess it is
– A problem of Ex-pun-ential order

Calculus:
An integral part of mathematics

Calculus professor asked why he should curve the grades to our test.
I said, “It’s a calc class, I guess you could say curves are integral to our class.”

Groans filled the room. I laughed hysterically.

I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus
– but graphing is where I draw the line

My calculus professor was 16 minutes late to his first class, 8 minutes late to his second, and 4 minutes late to the third.
– At this rate, he will never be in class on time.

Newton: I’ve discovered calculus(1664)
Leibneiz: I’ve discovered calculus(1670s) Newton: Really? Seems derivative.

Not-really-new but improved calculus joke
f(x)=e^x and f(x)=ln(x) walk into a party. After a while, ln(x) is chatting everyone up and having a great time, while e^x is leaning on the wall and sulking. ln(x) asks eˣ what’s wrong, and e^x says “I’m nervous about integrating.” ln(x) replies: “Oh, it’s simple, just be yourself and see.”

I made the mistake of having a beer while doing my calculus homework last night…
– I got in trouble for drinking and deriving.

When taking a calculus exam, make sure you don’t sit between identical twins.
– Because it’s hard to differentiate between them.

Came up with this in calculus class
A calculus professor explains an example problem to her class.
“To do this, you need to find the initial position of the object.”
A confused student asks, “y?”
“y₀,” says the professor.

If you want to major in calculus…
the sky is the “limit”…

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