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Candle puns 🕯️ in 2022

There was an assassin that only used candles as his weapon. His name was John Wick.

Can you CANDLE me for life time

What are you LIGHTING in your book

The high achieving candle on my table went out by itself. Well, it was working well until it had a burn-out.

Those rumours about you SCANDLEISED you

I hope the only things that blow are candles and balloons. Have a great birthday!

It was dark and tried lighting a candle but to no avail. I guess the candlestick was refusing to light up till it found its match.

Thanks a lot more for making my LIGHT so unforgettable

Does a green candle burn longer than a pink candle? No they both burn shorter.

The candles companies in our area got insurances from one bank. They called it ‘Waxident insurance’.

I will be wearing the red CANDLES with my black dress

You have such a LIGHT future ahead

My sister missed her chance to blow on her candles and make a wish. The candles went out. She blew it.

Your life has now turned in to a SCANDLE

They say everything gets better with age.

The candle skipped eating at night. It just had a little snack. Well, that’s what’s called a light dinner.

Why are you LIGHTING with her

I borrowed my friends candle without asking him first, he was incensed.

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