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Cereal puns 🥣 in 2023

So I was trying to convince my friend to try Raisin Bran cereal. He told me there were flaws in my raisining.

No matter what cereal it is
Boricuas be like con fleis!!!!

I’m frustrated with not being able to finish all of my cereal. I think I have irritable-bowl syndrome.

Sunday Funday starts with cerea

Cereal killer.

Chewbacca’s loves to eat Wookie Crisp cereal for breakfast.

I’m a cereal lover. I could eat it in the morning, in the evening, and at night.

Sugar Bear can’t get enough

Q: What goes snap, crackle and squeak?
A: Mice krispies

The oat is the Horatio Alger of cereals, which progressed, if not from rags to riches, at least from weed to health food.

Sugar Bear can’t get enough

A cow usually prefers to eat moo-sli for breakfast.

A local donut shop started putting cereal on their donuts. When asked why they did it, they said: “having donuts with cereal is a very ce-real (surreal) experience.”

If you like soggy cereal, then we are not friends.

Cereal eating is almost a marker for a healthy lifestyle. It sets you up for the day, so you don’t overeat.

Q: Whats the difference between the Iowa State Cyclones and cheerios?
A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesnt!

Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!

I didn’t come out of a cereal box.

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