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Cereal puns in 2024

So I was trying to convince my friend to try Raisin Bran cereal. He told me there were flaws in my raisining.

First, cereal grains were initially made around 8,000 years back by primitive humans.

The breakfast of champions

Don’t eat breakfast cereals that change the color of your milk.

The coldest cereal on the market is Frosties.

They’re Gr-r-eat!

Books have become products, like cereal or perfume or deodorant.

The breakfast of champions

What’s the difference between the Michigan Wolverines and cheerios?
One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn’t!

Two scoops of raisins.

Got more milky syllables than alphabet cereals.

Astronauts of Apollo 11, during the first moon landing, ate the Kellogg’s Corn Flakes aboard the rocket.

For whatever reason, I enjoy eating soggy cereal.

You can’t say your favorite kind of cake is birthday cake, that’s like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.

Q: Why does a Hawkeyes fan pour his cereal on a plate?
A: He lost his bowls.

Snap! Crackle! Pop!

Life is full of surprises

Life is full of surprises

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