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Cereal puns 🥣 in 2022

So I was trying to convince my friend to try Raisin Bran cereal. He told me there were flaws in my raisining.

Q: What goes snap, crackle and squeak?
A: Mice krispies

The oat is the Horatio Alger of cereals, which progressed, if not from rags to riches, at least from weed to health food.

Sugar Bear can’t get enough

Cereal eating is almost a marker for a healthy lifestyle. It sets you up for the day, so you don’t overeat.

A cow usually prefers to eat moo-sli for breakfast.

A local donut shop started putting cereal on their donuts. When asked why they did it, they said: “having donuts with cereal is a very ce-real (surreal) experience.”

If you like soggy cereal, then we are not friends.

Q: Whats the difference between the Iowa State Cyclones and cheerios?
A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesnt!

Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!

I didn’t come out of a cereal box.

Q: What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.

Why, if there is alphabet soup, do we not have punctuation cereal?

Philosophy is talk on a cereal box.

Real pain is when you pour yourself a bowl of cereal and there is no milk.

When I get excited, I too eat invisible cereal

Somebody finished off my box of cereal today. But there wasn’t a Shreddies of evidence.

Breakfast cereals that come in the same colors as polyester leisure suits make oversleeping a virtue.

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