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Cherry Puns

Life is a bowl of cherries — and so is this page, except every single cherry has a punchline hiding inside it. Whether you need the cherry on top of a great caption or just want to pit your wits against some prime wordplay, you've picked the right place.

  1. I tried to think of a cherry pun, but I drew a pit.
  2. Q: What did the cherry say to the sundae? A: “I'm on top of things.”
  3. Cherry farmers never stress — they know life is just a bowl of their own making.
  4. Q: Why did the cherry go to therapy? A: It had too many unresolved pits.
  5. I asked the cherry to stop rolling off the counter. It just wouldn't stem the habit.
  6. Q: What do you call a cherry that tells jokes? A: A real pit comedian.
  7. She tied a cherry stem with her tongue — talk about a knotty sense of humor.
  8. Q: Why are cherries terrible secret-keepers? A: Everything comes out in the pits.
  9. He said the cherry pie was mediocre. I told him he was just picking it apart.
  10. Q: What's a cherry's favorite song? A: “Stem by Stem” — it's a real grower.
  11. I'm on a cherry diet. So far I've cherry-picked every dessert in the house.
  12. Q: What did one cherry say to the other on Valentine's Day? A: “You're the berry best.”
  13. The cherry got promoted because it always rose to the top of the bowl.
  14. Q: Why did the cherry blush? A: It saw the whipped cream coming.
  15. I don't always eat fruit, but when I do, I cherry-ish every bite.
  16. Q: What do you call a nervous cherry? A: A little pit-iful.
  17. The baker said his tart had no flaws. I told him that's the cherry on top of a big lie.
  18. Q: How does a cherry answer the phone? A: “Bing! Who's there?”
  19. That cherry tree has been here forever — it's a true stem of the community.
  20. Q: Why did the cherry fail its driving test? A: It kept making pit stops.
  21. My friend only buys organic cherries. He's very cherry-tical about his produce.
  22. Q: What's the most optimistic fruit? A: A cherry — always on top.
  23. She wrote a whole novel about cherries. Every chapter was a new pick.
  24. Q: Why do cherries make bad poker players? A: They always show their pits.
  25. I told a cherry joke at the party. It went over well — pit the room in stitches.
  26. Q: What did the cherry tree say after a rough winter? A: “I'm just glad to be stemming along.”
  27. He said he could eat cherries all day. I said that's a pretty bold bowl claim.
  28. Q: What do you call a cherry who won't share? A: Selfish — it won't give up a single pick.
  29. The cherry inspector took his job seriously — he left no stone fruit unturned.
  30. Q: Why did the cherry join the choir? A: It had a naturally sweet pit-ch.

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