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Chess puns in 2024

People from the Czech Republic are very bad at chess because they are Czech-made.

I played my friend in a game of chess. She did not think that she could win but she wanted to check anyway.

Just checking.

Miyazaki’s favorite chess piece is bound to be Howl’s Moving Castle.

When I first started playing the game of chess I tried to move my Queen first. That was a rookie mistake.

I think I have time for a quick game of chess. Let me check.

When Alexander was asked what his favorite board game was, he said, “Alekhine think of is chess.”

Feel free to adjust if you’re in a bind. Variants are always cool.

When the King started telling a bedtime story to all the chess pieces, he said, “Once a pawn a time…”

I have a pen pal that lives in Prague. She is my Czech mate.

Once up-pawn a time…

The white bishop piece in a game of chess the fastest chess piece because it is on F1.

A man in Africa was recently arrested for shooting at a huge chess set. Those big game hunters are nothing but trouble.

Love playing chess with people I meet in the park. Really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to take part, though.

If Bobby had written a Holy book on chess, it would contain the words “Please follow me, and I’ll make you a Fischer of men.”

We don’t expect to capture your heart, but this blitz of puns is a gambit we’re betting on.

You should never buy chess from a pawn shop.

I think I lost my king after the last chess game. I will need to check.

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