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Chilli puns 🌶️ in 2022
How can you tell how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?
– Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
My doctor told me “No more spicy food.”, but I decided to have one last fennel fling.
My wife doesn’t like spicy food and I think it’s a cayenne shame.
What did baby clock ask mama clock?
– Where’s father Thyme.
A protestor threw a bunch of spices on Jason “Pink” London, but all it did was leave him “Saged and Confused”.
I wrapped my pepper in a blanket because it was feeling a little bit chilli.
What do you get when you spice up date night?
– Netflix and Chilis.
My girlfriend told me to heat up the chilli in the fridge for dinner.
I asked if I wasn’t better off heating up the chilli in the microwave. No response.
Teacher: What are the seasons? Student: Salt, pepper, ginger …
A burglar broke into my house and took all my condiments, now I’m Spiceless in Seattle.
How do you know you in “love” with spicy food? After getting to third basil.