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Chilli puns 🌶️ in 2022

I asked the Korean grocer for something to spice up my meals, but I think I got a raw dill.

I was cooking dinner last night, and made a mild, vegetarian Chilli con carne.
I guess you could also call it a con.

You chilli got me.

Why do baby seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why are chilli peppers so irritating?
– Because they’re jalapeño face!

What did the salt shaker say to the graint of salt? Why you INSALT MEEE.

What does a good spice rack help you win?
– The Hunger Games.

My vegetarian flatmate was cooking for us this evening and I asked him what he was cooking. Flatmate: “I am cooking a vegetarian chilli”
Me: “Oh so you’re making Chilli non carne”
– Everyone in the room groaned and threw something at me, I don’t think they appreciate me

How do you measure the heaviness of a 2.4 million Scoville chilli pepper?
– Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

Why can’t chefs play baseball?
– They always get caught trying to steal a basil.

Ask a chilli question and you’ll get a chilli answer.

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What happened when a farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel, and a pitbull?
– He got a hot-diggity-dog.

How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli is ?
– Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

It sure is chilli outside.

How does a restaurant get the freshest ingredients?
– They cut a dill.

What do you get when you throw chilli into the sea?
– Heat waves.

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