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Chilli puns 🌶️ in 2023

Did you hear about the flatmate who woke up to a spicy toothbrush?
– He had it cumin.

Why did the chili chef have to stop cooking?
– He ran out of Thyme.

What do you get when you throw chilli into the sea?
– Heat waves.

Names That Mean Angel

What kind of socks do you need to plant cayenne pepper?
– Garden hose!

How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?
– Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!

Dried chillis are so unreliable.
They’re totally flaky.

Where did the garlic clove go to have a few drinks?

If you chilli knew me, you would know that I don’t like cheese.

Bowling Team Names

Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on curry powder?
– He went into a korma.

How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?
– You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!

All I chilli want to do.

Who did the Caribbean jerk fall in love with?
– The Spice Girl next door.

What do you call a dinosaur that drinks curry? A Mega-sore-arse.

Why did the farmer feed his pigs a mixture of sugar, vinegar, and soy sauce? He wanted sweet and sour pork.

How do you measure chilli peppers
– Give it a weigh

Why cant there be more than 239 beans in an Irish chilli?
– Because then it would be “two farty”

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