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Chilli puns in 2024

Why did the chili chef have to stop cooking?
– He ran out of Thyme.

Did you hear about the flatmate who woke up to a spicy toothbrush?
– He had it cumin.

Why cant there be more than 239 beans in an Irish chilli?
– Because then it would be “two farty”

Have you heard of the garlic diet?
– You don’t lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!

What do cloves use for money?
– Garlic “Bread.”

What did the poo say to the fart? You blow me away.

When do you put paprika on eggs?
– Fry-Day.

I once caught a chef sticking her hand in the cooking pot. She said she was just feeling a little chilli.

What does a nosey pepper do? Gets Jalapeno business.

How should you live your life? By seasoning the moment.

Take a chilli pill.

I cut a dill with this spicy mami, but at the last minute she ginger mind.

What does an annoying chilli do?
– It gets jalapeno face

How does the recipe for German Sauerbraten begin?
– “First invade ze kitchen.”

What is a ghost peppers favorite Leonardo Dicaprio film?
– Catch me if you Cayenne.

If my Hindu girlfriend thinks I’m going to eat Indian food, she has another think cumin.

How can you tell how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?
– Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

My doctor told me “No more spicy food.”, but I decided to have one last fennel fling.

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