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Cowboy puns 🤠 in 2023

If a cowboy is happy,
Does that make him a Jollyrancher?

I don’t know what to tell you, guy. The invoice says 312 Maple, this is 312 Maple. So, here ya go. Please sign by the “X”.
Birth of a Rhinestone Cowboy

What happens when you put a cowboy hat on an Audi?
– It becomes a Haudi

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?
– Because he didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Why did the cowboy adopt a Dachshund?
– He wanted to get a long little doggie

If it’s dark outside, how does a cowboy find his way?
– With saddle lights!

A new car has been launched for American cowboys…
The Audi Partner.

I don’t like your tone, mister.
Shootout at the OK Chorale

What do ghost cowboys wear?
– Booooots

Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?
– Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany?
– Audi partner.

Cowboys don’t roll joints. They tumble weed

I was in a bar in Texas, when a man walks in wearing a paper cowboy hat, a paper shirt, paper jeans,paper chaps and paper boots.
Anyway, the sheriff burst in and arrested him for rustling.

How do cowboys like their duck?
– A L’range

After a day of entertaining the troops, the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders meet with the base commander to discuss the rest of the evening.
“Would you girls like to mess with the enlisted men or the officers this evening?” the commander asks.
“I don’t think it matters to the ladies,” the head cheerleader says, “but I’m sure a lot of the girls would like to get something to eat first.”

Two cowboys have a duel, which one goes to heaven?
– The holier one.

The cowboy took hay to bed to feed his nightmares.

What do you call a rascal cowboy?
– Glen

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