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Elf puns in 2024

Why was Santa’s helper sad?
– He had low elf-esteem!

What do you call an elf that joins the 11 other elves in Santa’s workshop?
– The twelf!

Did you hear about the elf that quit Santa’s workshop?
– He was a rebel without a Claus

The elves of santa are sometimes known as eves because there is Noe at Christmas.

A bookshelf happens to be the kind of elf having the most number of books.

What do you call a Christmas elf from Chicago?
– Chance the wrapper

Did you hear that Santa has been banned from coming into houses through the chimney this year?
– It was declared as dangerous by the Elf and Safety Commission!

What do elves use in the kitchen when they are cooking?
– Kitchen U-tinsels!

What will you call an elf who has succeeded in winning the lottery?
– Welfy.

What do you call an elf who rides the subway and is always on time.
– A metro-gnome.

Did Rudolph attend his school?
– No. He had been Elf-taught.

What types of vehicles are driven by the elves?
– Toy-ota’s.

I always had low charisma when I chose elf in D&D.
– Maybe that’s why I have such low elf-esteem.

How did the teacher tell the elves to line up before break time at school?
– In elf-abet-ical order!

An elf without any Legos on Christmas will be known as Legolas.

What kind of cars do elf’s drive?
– Toy-ota’s

Which sort of elf makes their home in a fizzy drink can?
– A sprite!

What do the elves use for cooking in the kitchen?
– Utensils.

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