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Elf puns 🧝🧚 in 2023

Knock knock

Who’s there?


Elf who?

Elf I knock again will you let me in please?

What kind of pictures do elves love to paint?
– Elf-portraits!

How does Santa deal with the obese elves?
– They are sent to the elf farm by Santa.

What kind of jokes would a depressed elf tell?
– Elf-deprecating

Who had been the favorite Rock Star of Elrond?
– Elvish Presley.

Why the elf became sad?
– Because it was suffering from low elf-esteem.

Why can’t you borrow money from an elf?
– Because they’re always a little short.

Why did some of the elves spell Christmas as N-O-E?
– Because Father Christmas said No L!

A lady elf that prefers constructing things will be called a lego less.

I just drew a really cool picture, it’s half mouse and half elf
– Sorry to boast, but I’m just feeling really proud of mouse-elf

What do you call a badly behaved elf?
– A rebel without a Claus!

An elf that runs off and does not work for Santa anymore is known as a rebel without any Claus.

How are the elves able to get from one floor to another?
– In an elf-avator.

What did the Void Elf do about Holy magic?
– She avoided it.

Why was Santa’s helper sad?
– He had low elf-esteem!

What do you call an elf that joins the 11 other elves in Santa’s workshop?
– The twelf!

Did you hear about the elf that quit Santa’s workshop?
– He was a rebel without a Claus

The elves of santa are sometimes known as eves because there is Noe at Christmas.

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