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Farm puns 🌾🚜 in 2022

It was 2am and the farmer still hadn’t gone to bed. He likes to wait until the cows come home.

A cattle with a sense of humour is also called laughing stock.

When we cross an irritated sheep and an angry cow, we have an animal in a baaaad mooood.

You will never shock a cow with anything you tell them; they’ve herd it all.

The bankrupt farmer cannot complain because he has no beef.

I tried to navigate the farmer’s field…But it was a maize.

The most favourite fruit of a scarecrow must be straw-berries.

Farming is in our nature.

The farm animal that is the best timekeeper is a watch dog.

A farmer finds his lost cow by tractoring down.

It annoys me how farmers always have to put their gates in the muddiest part of the field

I knew a scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize; he was out standing in his field.

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