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Farm puns 🌾🚜 in 2023

I knew a scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize; he was out standing in his field.

The pig decides to dump his girlfriend because she is a rear boar!

When farmers are milking cows they talk about udder nonsense.

ou should never tell your secret on the farm because those corns have ears and potatoes have eyes.

The dog will never listen to the jokes of the sheep because he has herd all of them.

Ducks get up at the quack of dawn.

The lamb calls the police because it has just been fleeced.

If a cow laughed really hard….Would milk come out of her nose?

The best way to treat a sick pig is with oink-ment.

Have you watched a series called “The Tractor”? I think that the trailer is much better.

Never do your sewing on a farm. You may end up looking for a needle in a haystack.

The scarecrow is a promising candidate for the Noble Prize because it is always out standing in the field.

When a sheep is covered in chocolate, we have a candy baaaar!

Did you hear about the pig who is so big he won’t fit in his pen; there’s more to him than meets the sty.

Whenever the farmer gets sick, the farmacist (pharmacists) will be in charge instead.

The day of the week most hated by potatoes is fry-day.

All farmers in the town are participating in a new reality show called “The X-Tractor!”

I know a farmer who feeds his pigs sugar and vinegar. He likes sweet and sour pork.

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