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Green puns 🟢 in 2023

What do green tea drinkers sing as an anthem?
– Sweet dreams are made of tea, who am I to dis-a-green.

What do you call a mis-shapen green bean?
– A zom-bean.

If you have never heard of a green diamond, you should look them up right now. They’re known as sham rocks.

Ants in your plants

Sometimes in life, you just have to green and bear it.

We are all about lawn and order. If you don’t keep off the grass we’ll have to call lawn enforcement, special grass unit.

Looking for puns about being happy?
– How about spreading some hap-pea-ness.

What do you call the leftover bits of salad left in the bowl? The last Romaines.

My favorite color is green
But I’ve been warming up to orange lately

Biscuits and green tea, it’s like matcha made in heaven.

There’s no need to panic, please romaine calm.

Green vegetables absolutely love going on camps as a group. Their favorite is the Brussels Scouts.

What’s green and smells just like red paint? Green paint.

When global warming causes you to see cow skulls in places that used to be green…
– you’ll know we’ve reached the cow tipping point.

I’ve bean thinking about you.

Leprechauns make great gardeners. In fact, it is widely believed that they have green thumbs.

All dressed up and nowhere to grow

My green thumb is like the Hulk: always pissed off and inherently talented at destroying things.

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