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Grill puns ♨️ in 2022

Someone threw a grill at my face.
– The attack made headlines.

A dry rub is my least favorite bbq massage.

I hate when my mom grills brats for dinner.
– She’s the würst.

I’m going to “My meat on your grill” barbeque.

Dear, burgers. You’re so barbe-cute

I can’t decide whether to grill chicken breasts or chicken thighs.
– I guess I’ll just wing it.

LIMP BRISKET would be the ideal name for Fred Durst’s bbq restaurant.

It took me two hours to grill a chicken the other day, and it still didn’t tell me why it crossed the road.

When you drop 16 candles on your favorite actor, you get John Bar-B-Cusack.

Yes, a steak can be smoked!

At the office barbecue, I grilled a medium-rare steak for my boss, and he said, “I like it well done!”
– I said, “Thanks. That means a lot.”

You should never bbq on your roof because the steaks are always too high.

My grammar may be poor, but my grilling is impeccable.
– I’d steak my reputation on that.

Zombies’ favorite food at a barbeque.

You don’t win hearts with salad

Before every barbecue, I tell myself I’ll eat healthy and stick to the salads.
– But then my plan takes a turn for the wurst.

A grill master wanted to load more bbq to the grill but ran low on hot coals. He, therefore, decided not to brisket.

A grill master wanted to load up the grill with more BBQ, but he was running low on hot coals.
– So, he decided not to brisket.

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