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Hat puns 🎩👒🧢 in 2023

What do you call a snake that wears a hard hat?
– A boa constructor.

I know a nun who always wears a hat out. I guess it’s her habit.

Do you know any actress who does not like wearing a hat?
– Perhaps Anne Hat – away!

My wife asks my opinion about her new red hat. I just say that it looks terrible, and then I can feel hat – red in her voice and eye!

What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat?
– A dandy-lion.

I bet this went over some of your heads

To make any boat a hat, flip it over and it becomes cap-sised!

I am planning to go sailing and go shopping for a new hat. However, I start to reconsider it when the shop seller gives me a stern look and asks for my cap size.

These hat puns are beanie-th me!

Sailors don’t like buying bucket hats because they’re afraid of capsizing.

All these hat puns are beanie-th me!

You look so fedora-ble with that fedora!

A toy that’s also a hat and likes to spin around is a spinning top hat.

Every time I am down, I just imagine a T-rex which is trying to put on a hat.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
– Tyrannosaurus Tex.

At the zoo they have a special section of lions who wear hats. They call it the Dandy Lion exhibit.

I suggested my son wear a hi-hat for hat day at school but he said no.
– Apparently he’s not into cymbalism.

What do you call a sad hat?
– A somber-ero

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