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Hat puns in 2025

An irritable person who likes berets is a “hat-head”.

The Queen wears a teacup-shaped hat
– because she is royal-tea.

What do we call a can that wears a Christmas hat?
– It is called an A – merry – can.

What does the hat say to the scarf?
– “You will hang around there, and I will go on ahead.

To make any boat a hat, flip it over and it becomes cap-sised!

I saw a construction cone doing weird dances in the street and wearing a clown hat. I asked the construction crew that that cone is made from.
– They replied, “sili-cone”

What is the Sorting Hat’s favourite relationship advice?
– Slytherin.

You look cap-tivating!

What is the most favourite hat of a cripple?
– A handi – cap!

My daughter was playing dress-up and asked if I knew where any hats were, I said, “Not off the top of my head.”

Did you hear about the emergency surgery to remove a neckbeard, scarf, and fedora? Doctors were pleased to announce the first-ever successful hipsterectomy.

Have you seen my hat?
– I can’t think on top of my head.

A trending item on social media is a “hat-tag”.

A frog often leaves its coats and hats in the croak – room.

What do we call a hat which loves going online?
– It is called a cyber – hat.

I just bought a new hat with a built-in fan that keeps my head cool during hot weather. It really blows my mind!

An ex-nun continues to wear a hat and a nun outfit when out and about. When asked why she said it’s a habit I picked up.

Did you hear about the Frenchman at the hat shop who kept getting yelled at by his boss?
– He got tired of being beret-ted all of the time.

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