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Honey puns in 2024

I had some delicious honey on my toast this morning.
Later as I walked past the hive where it came from I said “Thank you bees for making the best honey in the world.” A few shouted back “It’s good but we wouldn’t say it was the best honey in the world.”
Oh I thought, they must be humble bees.

Bee mine.

Husband: Honey! Pack your bags, I just won the lottery…
Wife: That’s wonderful, honey! Where are we going?

Husband: “We’re” not going anywhere.

In class we were talking about the Russian honey bee
– I said hey it’s a KGBee

A combination of a bumblebee and a race dog will give you a Greyhound Buzz.

I’m lavender vibes of this house!

Where does Austin Powers get his honey?
– “Oh Bee-hive!”

Bees hair are sticky because they use a honey comb

No money, no honey.

Honey, you are the sun that lights my sky.
I’m glad you’re there, but god I hate looking at you.

A bee’s favorite sport is rug-bee.

Remember, if you offend an audience of beekeepers, you may hear some veiled threats.

We bee-long together.

What do you call a hamburger with honey?
– A beeschurger

A bee wanted to spruce up honey.
– A bee decided he was over the typical honey he’d been eating so he went to a Mexican restaurant for some culinary advice. When he returned, he made up his new secret dish for his bee friends. Feeling nosy, the other bees asked, “tThis honey is delicious! What’s in this?!” The chef bee exclaimed, “It’s nacho beeswax!”.

What kind of bee makes milk instead of honey?
– A boobie!

Stop pollen my leg.

I walked into the kitchen to help my wife prepare dinner and exclaimed, “That’s a nice ham you’ve got there honey! It’d really be a shame if someone…”
“…put an ‘s’ at the front and an ‘e’ at the end!”

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