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Knee puns 🦵 in 2023

Why did the man with the bad knee go to the mathematician?
– Because his knees were giving him problems he couldn’t solve.

Why does my brother always attack my knees playfully?
– Well, he really gets a kick out of it.

There’s more ran meets the eye to my little knees.

What is the kind of Italian food that all knee surgery experts like to get as lunch?
– They like to get macaro-knee!

Why did the knee surgeon have a lot of food every day?
– This was because he was a case of gluto-knee!

As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, I got down on one knee and said, “Honey?”
She gasped audibly and said, “Yeah?”

I said, “Help! My knee is made of magnets!”


Dat Knee
– Disney

I was at the restaurant when I spilled all the condiment over my leg. Now, there are mayoknees!

Why were the jokes about knee surgery so hilarious that they were knee slappers?
– This was because they were very fun-knee!

Just had double knee surgery in Japan
I guess you can call them Japa-knees

What is the old group of knee surgeons from the medical school called?
– They are called the AlumKnee association!

Knee-dless to say, get well soon.

Why do eagles spend most of their time on their knees?
– Because they are birds of prey.

Just a stranger in kneed of some knee puns
– No, really. I have a report on knees due this week, but I got too inebriated to finish on my own. My partner got pissed at me, which I understand because this project is a joint effort and all.
So I need Reddit’s help to come up with some good ones to save the day and make the class laugh!

My girlfriend hit her knee on a drawer handle
I heard my girlfriend from the kitchen say “Ow!”
I walked in and said “what happened?”
She said pointed to a drawer handle and said “I knee’d this”
I said, “Well, I can get you more”

Lol iron-knee!

After having a knee dislocated and an elbow fractured in two barroom brawls Bradley should have learned to stay away from those joints.

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