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Knee puns in 2024

Why did the man with the bad knee go to the mathematician?
– Because his knees were giving him problems he couldn’t solve.

Why does my brother always attack my knees playfully?
– Well, he really gets a kick out of it.

Knee-dless to say, get well soon.

Why do eagles spend most of their time on their knees?
– Because they are birds of prey.

There’s more ran meets the eye to my little knees.

What is the kind of Italian food that all knee surgery experts like to get as lunch?
– They like to get macaro-knee!

Why did the knee surgeon have a lot of food every day?
– This was because he was a case of gluto-knee!

As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, I got down on one knee and said, “Honey?”
She gasped audibly and said, “Yeah?”

I said, “Help! My knee is made of magnets!”

Acompan-kneed.

Dat Knee
– Disney

I was at the restaurant when I spilled all the condiment over my leg. Now, there are mayoknees!

Why were the jokes about knee surgery so hilarious that they were knee slappers?
– This was because they were very fun-knee!

Just had double knee surgery in Japan
I guess you can call them Japa-knees

What is the old group of knee surgeons from the medical school called?
– They are called the AlumKnee association!

I was in the gym the other day, when I saw a man get down on one knee and propose to his girlfriend. Unfortunately she said no!
– Well that didn’t workout…

Q: What did the femur say to the patella?
A: I kneed you.

What should you call a knee that is extremely small in size?
– It should be called tiknee!

What’s a knee’s favorite dessert?
– A brown-ie!

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