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Knee puns 🦵 in 2023

What do you call a guy with an ant on his knee?
– Anthony


Believe in something
Even if it means taking a knee.

During the soccer game, my friend was tackled badly. Well, it looked like he was in a lot of ago-knee!

What did the knee father sweetly call the knee boy?
– “Son-knee, come here please!”

Do you know when Chinese greet each other, they always ask about their knee?
– Knee how?

Why did the orthopedic doctor always put hats on the knees of his patients?
– This was because he wanted to make sure that their knee-caps were alright!

What was the doctor not too sure about the right knee replacement surgery?
– Because he was a cy-knee-c!

There was a competition once to determine who had the best knee. It was cheekily given the name TourKnee!

When you’re down, by the sea, and an eel bites your knee…
That’s a moray.

My son and I both have knee problems
It is a joint issue

Y’all don’t understand how hard I laughed at this

What do you say when all the knee surgery experts are having a get-together?
– It may be said that they are having a pic-knee-c!

What is the kind of pizza that knee surgery experts love having?
– They like to get the peppero-knee pizza!

I fell over the other day so one of my knees is grazed. It’s very jealous of the knee that is in one piece. There’s muti-knee between them!

I got down on one knee and asked her if she’d be the mother to my kids, she said yes…
– Guess who’s gonna find a bunch of losers in a box tomorrow morning at their doorstep.

What is the cartoon about knees, that everyone loves to see, known as?
– They are called a-knee-me!

The other day, a friend told me a joke about a sofa related to knee surgery. It didn’t make any sense but it was sofa knee!

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