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Lime puns in 2024

Oh my peelings…

I can’t concentrate!

A lemon was given only 10 minutes to clean her house so she hired a Minute Maid.

The lemon answers the phone by saying “yellow!”

One lemon met another and the zest is history.

Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

Dad jokes are sooo lime.

I will have to take you to the princi-peel’s office.

Do you need something tangy-ble?

The lemon is feeling said she just lost her zest.

When a lemon works overtime it gets paid half a lime.

I ate the lemon
– because it looked so a-peeling.

Be careful, you don’t want to get Lime Disease.

Zest friends forever.

Why are unripe limes so great?
– They are sublime

I ate the lemon because it looked so a-peeling.

The lemon is feeling said, she just lost her zest.

A dinosaur eating a lemon is a Tyrannasourest Rex.

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