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Lime puns 🍋 in 2023

Be careful, you don’t want to get Lime Disease.

Zest friends forever.

Why are unripe limes so great?
– They are sublime

I ate the lemon because it looked so a-peeling.

The lemon is feeling said, she just lost her zest.

A dinosaur eating a lemon is a Tyrannasourest Rex.

I’m peelin’ cool.

You are so pith-etic.

Why are lemons safer than limes?
– There’s no such thing as lemon’s disease.

Lemons are positive fruits. They always squeeze the day.

My wife asked me to pick up a single lemon at the grocery store. But I have no idea how to tell if the lemon is in a relationship or not!

A girl goes to church a week before her wedding to confess her sins to the priest. “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” “Tell all of your sins, my daughter.” “Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me seven times,” she says. The priest thinks about this long and hard and says, “Take seven lemons, squeeze the juice into a tall glass and drink it.” “Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?” the girl asks. “No,” the priest says, “But it’ll wipe that smile off your face!”

Lime lime-ricks are the best songs!

Oranges are super ap-peel-ling.

I love you with all my tart.

I ask the wife if the limes look ripe enough and she says they look fine.
I say: “That’s good. Cause there is a fine lime between being healthy and getting scurvy.”

When a lemon falls in love it catches peelings.

Don’t you just love lemons?
– They are sub-lime!

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