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Lime puns in 2024

Get juiced to it.

I’m going out of my rind

When you meet an injured lemon, give it lemon-aid.

When you bump into a lemon it says “sour you doing?”

The lemon answers the phone by saying “yellow!”

What do you call a dancing pie?
– Lemon Merengue.

Pick-up limes are cheesy.

It’s all about the peel good factor.

I’ll be there in half a sour.

One lemon met another and the zest is history.

Which type of citrus fruit is green and bitter?
– Lemon in a green jumper.

I went to the supermarket to buy lemons
– but they didn’t have any. It was a fruitless trip!

A-lime (align) those fruits with those veggies.

Ex-squeeze me sir!

I’m sexy and I grow it.

Lemons always apply sun lotion because they peel all the time.

The lemon visited the doctor because it was not peeling well.

Take a walk on the wild seed!

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