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Lime puns 🍋 in 2022

Peel-lieve in yourself.

Random acts of rindness.

I just lost my job at the lemonade store
– because I cannot concentrate.

The lemon went to the doctor
– because it had a sour stomach.

People laugh when the lemon says it has a new car until they see its new lemon-sine.

What is yellow and solves your problems?
– Lemonade because it’s yellow and aids to solve your problems!

Lime yours!

Keep your eyes peeled.


A cowboy lemon runs through the wild zest.

When you face a dilemma in life, just make di-lemonade.

I gave a woman some lemonade last night and schwepped her off her feet.

Cor B-limey!

Sailing on the high squeeze.

Will the Coronavirus shot come with a wedge of lime?

The lemon failed its driving test
– because it kept peeling out.

The lemon pie went to the dentist because it needed peelings.

A lemon was given only one minute to clean her house so she hired a Minute Maid.

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