Lobster Puns
Lobsters may be the ocean's most dramatic crustaceans — bright red, armed with claws, and somehow always at the center of a fancy dinner. We've shelled out 30 puns in their honor, and they're all absolutely claw-some.
- That lobster chef is absolutely claw-some in the kitchen.
- Why did the lobster blush? It saw the ocean's bottom.
- I tried to share my lobster dinner, but I was too shellfish.
- What do you call a lobster who tells jokes? A crusta-comedian.
- The lobster got a promotion because he always gave it his claw-some best.
- Why don't lobsters ever share? They're a little pinch-y about their stuff.
- What's a lobster's favorite subject in school? Claw-culus.
- The lobster proposed at sunset — it was a real shell-of-a-moment.
- Why did the lobster cross the road? To get to the butter side.
- The lobster band's new album is a total shell-shaker.
- I told a lobster a secret and he swore to keep it under his shell.
- What do you call a lobster who won't stop talking? A jaw-ster.
- The lobster was a great negotiator — he always knew where to draw the claw.
- Why did the lobster refuse to fight? He didn't want to get into a pinch.
- That lobster novelist writes shell-ling bestsellers every year.
- What do lobsters drink at fancy parties? Crus-ta-cean champagne.
- The lobster was caught lying — his story just didn't hold water.
- Why was the lobster good at tennis? Killer backhand claws.
- What do you call a lobster who becomes a lawyer? A legal claw-yer.
- The lobster marathon runner set a new boil-er room record.
- Why don't lobsters do well in school? They always shell out excuses.
- That lobster artist only paints in shell-tered studios.
- What's a lobster's favorite movie? The Little Mer-claw-maid.
- The lobster accountant always balanced his books to the last pinch.
- Why did the lobster start meditating? To find his inner peas — sorry, inner peace.
- That lobster is so charming — he has a real way of buttering people up.
- What do you call a lobster who fixes things? A handy-clawman.
- The lobster sommelier swirled his glass and declared it "full-bodied with notes of brine."
- Why did the lobster turn red at karaoke? He hit a high shell note.
- I asked the lobster for directions and he said, "Take a left at the claw-nerstone."