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Mango puns 🥭 in 2023

How far could a mango, if he has a license but doesn’t avocado?

Man-gold is super shiny.

I’m sexy and I grow it.

In a fruit ball, the musicians played a song, and the host said, “Well, it takes two to mango,” and so all the mangoes paired together.

What is a Tyrannosaurus rex’s favorite drink?
– A Tea Rex

You ripe what you sow.

How far can a mango,
If he’s got a license but doesn’t avocado ?

Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes…
You need to let that mango.

How do you make a mango shake?
– You take it to a scary movie.

Fruits usually don’t like to be preserved. The process is jarring.

Plant a kiss on me.

A fruit entered a bank with a gun and said, “Give me all your money, this is a strawberry”. The cashier banana was scared and pleaded, “I will give you the money, but please let the mango”.

What happens when humans and mangoes disagree ?
– Man goes to war

Man-goo – Slimy fruity goodness.

Can you pick up the groceries? I haven’t botany.

I don’t like mangoes. I asked my boyfriend if he thinks they’ll grow on me one day. He said “I think they can. You just need to be watered properly.”

The fruit police followed a tomato for stealing a mango’s peel. Finally tired of being chased, it turned and said, “Please just fruit me”.

You got it ripe!

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