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Matcha puns 🍵 in 2023

Enjoying this so matcha.”

A man was concerned for his wife because she was drinking a lot of matcha. “You’re leaning towards irrationali-tea,” he said.

Put your matcha where your mouth is

My matcha and I are one tea-m.

“Peace, love, and matcha.”

This matcha is quali-tea

I’ve met my matcha!

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy matcha, and that’s kind of the same thing.

Every matcha green tea loves to participate in Halloween events, like the house of horrors. They love scary activi-teas.

“Where there is tea there is hope.” — Arthur Wing Pinero

The green tea could quote every line of ‘Matcha Do About Nothing’, the Shakespearean play.

But first, matcha

It’s green tea o’clock.

She say, ‘Do you love me?’ I tell her, ‘Only partly, I only love my bed and my matcha, I’m sorry.’”

“I’m sure you’re green with envy.”

“There is a thing such as tea matcha insensitivi-tea,” complained the tea when his wife started getting upset over every small detail of their wedding.

All I need in this life of sin, just me and my matcha.

It’s never tea late to drink matcha.

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