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Matcha puns in 2024

Enjoying this so matcha.”

The matcha girl was so obsessed with cheese that she needed to have it in every meal. Her favorite dish of all time was match-aroni and cheese.

Got my mind on my matcha, and my matcha on my mind

Part of the matcha commit-tea.

When the world has brought you down to your knees, matcha’ll be there for you.

We’re a matcha made in heaven

A woman was having a lot of trouble deciding between the matcha bubble tea or the green tea, so she asked the waiter what he preferred. “I think you’ll fall in love with the matcha bubble tea. I can give you my guaran-tea,” said the waiter.

Simmer down, mommy hasn’t had her matcha yet.

I want “I love you so matcha” tattooed on my arm. That’s how much I drink matcha.

“Whoever said green is mean, never tasted matcha.”

Matcha more adventures to come!

I’ve met my matcha.

Today is a multiple cups of matcha kind of day.

A matcha bubble tea was lecturing his son because his son had refused to go to school in the morning. “Young man, you need to learn how to take personal accountabili-tea for your behaviour.”

“Happiness is matcha over ice.”

The matcha tea was the best performer on his team for the first half of the year. Everyone named him Man of the matcha.

Just one sip of you, I knew I’ll never be the same.

I’m a matcha devo-tea.

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