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Matcha puns 🍵 in 2022

I’ve met my matcha.

Today is a multiple cups of matcha kind of day.

A matcha bubble tea was lecturing his son because his son had refused to go to school in the morning. “Young man, you need to learn how to take personal accountabili-tea for your behaviour.”

“Happiness is matcha over ice.”

The matcha tea was the best performer on his team for the first half of the year. Everyone named him Man of the matcha.

Just one sip of you, I knew I’ll never be the same.

I’m a matcha devo-tea.

Matcha, take the wheel.

Matcha is my love language.

To become the leader of a matcha tea club, all you need is the right mentali-tea.

Matcha over everything; matcha on my mind.

There’s nothing like too matcha love.

“Put your matcha where your mouth is.”


So nice to matcha—what’s your name?

First I drink the matcha, then I do the things.

A man became a mul-tea-millionaire overnight when he realized he owned an extremely valuable matcha tea collection.

“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy matcha, and that’s kind of the same thing.”

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