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Nacho puns in 2024

My friends and family know that I like my jokes and puns the way I like my nachos- they have to very cheesy.

She said “that’s nacho cheese.” So I said…
– Then, where is mine?

It’s nachos (not just) one of those boring days.

Bean-ough is bean-ough.

Did you hear that joke about the nachos?
– So cheesy

When a mole orders one nacho in a Mexican origin food joint, what kind of toppings does he want?
– He wants guaca-mole!

Can’t you taco hint.

Cheese (Tis’ )the season to be jolly.

Seeing that the Mexican chef in my restaurant looked troubled by something, I asked what the problem was. He rudely replied, “This is nacho business and nacho problem”.

My brother has this bad habit of stealing my nacho cheese dips from me. Despite repeated scolding, he will never leave my provolone!

What is the kind of nachos that Disney fans love to eat when they have Mexican food?
– They love to have Moa-nachos.

You’ve guac to be kidding me.

I need to work for that cheddar.

I was making some nachos for breakfast when a drop fell on the floor.
I said to myself, “Guess you could say I cheesed it.”

What did the nacho chip say to the cheese dip?
– It said, “I love you, in queso you didn’t know.”

I’m nacho average person.

I‘m going to get nachos by whatever beans necessary.

My brother once dressed up as a monster nacho during Halloween. He kept calling himself Dr Frankenacho!

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