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Noodle puns 🍜 in 2023

What do you call a noodle you pay for sex?
– A pastatute

I am really scared to make pasta because the pasta-bilities of me screwing up are endless!

As a teen my sister could finish upto five bowls of noodles in one sitting
– but she can only do three now. I think she is spaghetting older?

You just spaghet-me!

You make me soy happy.

The pho puns were so funny. It made me laugh so hard I’m ravioling on the floor.

There are plenty of good food choices in college but you can never top ramen.

I’m a pho-natic!

In Jesus’ name, r-amen.

You are my cup of noodles.

What do you give an abusive pasta chef who always serves wet noodles?
– A re-straining order.

Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini

What do you call a fake noodle
– An impasta

It cost a pretty penne.

Hey broth-er!

She ordered noodle for my birthday dinner. She makes miso happy.

That Vietnamese noodle house is really amazing
It’s so pho-king good

What do you call fake noodles
– An impasta

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