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Noodle puns in 2025

I went to a store because I needed some. It was a hot day and the line was so long I pasta-out in the store.

What do you give an abusive pasta chef who always serves wet noodles?
– A re-straining order.

Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini

What do you call a fake noodle
– An impasta

It cost a pretty penne.

Hey broth-er!

She ordered noodle for my birthday dinner. She makes miso happy.

That Vietnamese noodle house is really amazing
It’s so pho-king good

What do you call fake noodles
– An impasta

The battle of spaghettisburg.

Udon know how much you mean to me.

Why did the noodle get a driving ticket?
– It drove pasta stop sign

What do you call a fake noodle?
– An impasta

I am tortellini in love with you.

I love stories about the ancient Ramen empire.

Anything is possi-bowl.

This classmate of mine shared some of her pasta with me during lunch. I am tortellini in love with her.

Since the noodle drank a lot, he was totally sauced.

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