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Noodle puns 🍜 in 2023

What do you call a noodle that doesn’t drink?
– Soba

This dish the chef made was so good, it’s pre-pasta-rous.

I ran away with my brother’s bowl of spaghetti. I then asked him to come and spaghet it.

Come and spaghet it.

You’re my soymate.

The waiter came to clean our table and serve us the next dish. He asked us “udon?”

What do you call a fake noodle?
– An impasta!

I went to a restaurant and ordered my food. They bought me some soggy spaghetti. So I had to put in a re-straining order.

Ramen in love with you.

Clean your room this instant!

Dear God, thank you for these noodles.
– Ramen.

How do you tell if noodles are old?
– If they’re pasta expiration date.

What do you call a fake noodle?
– An impasta

That is tortellini awesome!

He’s a very souperstitious person.

My friend is moving to Vietnam to open his own noodle shop. I hope he doesn’t pho-get about me.

You know why the call them “noodles”?
– Because they’re not wearing any clothes.

What do you call a fake noodle ?
– Impasta

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