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Noodle puns 🍜 in 2022

One to make you scratch your pool noodle
Me: I think I’ll take a dip in the pool.

Lifeguard: What ya got there?

Me: Hummus

Could not go out to eat from my favorite noodle shop for several months due to this lockdown. This too shall pasta.

What do you call a fake noodle??
– An Impasta!

That made me laugh so hard I’m ravioling on the floor.

What did you just soy?

The beggar looked really hungry so I gave him a penne.

What’s a cannibals favorite kind of noodle?
– Rawmen.

What do you call a fake noodle?
– An im-PASTA!

A hopeless ramen-tic.

He’s usually noodling around.

Why don’t cannibals ever cook noodles?
– They prefer raw men.

I had a job making spaghetti noodles…
but I was fired. They said I had limited PASTA-bilities.

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