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Nose puns 👃 in 2022

My dad had a piece of skin from his shoulder grafted to his nose today. I’m just glad he’ll always have a shoulder to cry on.
– I also told him “now you’ll be able to put your nose up at someone and give them the cold shoulder at the same time”

He thought I was “very punny”

I decided to make a witty perfume. My colleague said the most important component should be the scents of humor.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
– No body nose

Once I got addicted to buying cheap body sprays of other countries for their smell. It’s probably
– because I like foreign axe scents.

There are still millions of species to be discovered in the rainforest
Who nose what can be out there

At work, our boss introduced a new fragrance policy. I’m making sure that I follow it properly because I don’t want to be scent home.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
– Nobody knows.

One day, a nose went to visit his hometown after a long time. He was overcome with nostril-gia.

As we’re driving through an industrial area, kid asks, “Why does this place smell terrible?”
Me: It’s an olfactory response.

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?
He was a ghoulsniffer.

A chef pig was picking its nose. There were hamboogers everywhere.

The sneeze is getting closer and closer. It was actually coming right achoo.

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