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Nose puns 👃 in 2022

How do astronauts blow their nose?
– Easy, it’s snot rocket science.

My mom got the flu. She said that it was like her nose went on strike. I suggested, “You should picket”.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
– Nobody knows.

I heard about a perfume which smells of nothing and I think that’s total non-scents.

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
– From a catalogue.

A man went to the doctor and said, “I think I am upside down”. When the doctor asked why he felt like that, the man said, “Because my feet smell and my nose runs”.

What do you call a man with no nose and no body?
– Nobody nose.

I got a new nose for my sister’s doll which got broken. Seeing it, my mom said, “Well, that’s sniffty”.

What does fan art smell like?
– F.Art

Q: What kind of emotions do noses feel?
A: Nostralgia.

Your nose will never be 12 inches long
Because then it would be a foot.

Yesterday I complimented my dad that he smells good. He just replied, “That’s because I use both my nostrils”.

Why can’t your nose be twelve inches long?
– Cuz then it would be a foot.

Last week I noticed a terrible smell somewhere in my home which smelled somewhat familiar. Then I reekognized it.

My brother wanted a dinosaur as a gift for his birthday. Then I told him, “They’re all extinct”. Hearing that, he said, “No, I don’t want a stinky dinosaur”.

I went to travel to the meadow where I always used to play when I was a child. There were familiar scents all over. It was very nose-talgic.

I’m making a new documentary about hay-fever, called ‘My Nose.’
My Nose will be streaming soon.

There’s a way of making a Wookiee smell good. One just needs to give him a De-yoda-rant.

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