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Oyster puns 🦪 in 2022

Mussels, scallops and oysters never share
– They’re shellfish.

Ahoy-ster – An oyster that sails the seven seas in search of buried treasure.

I’m feeling fan-sea.

What did the oyster text to the Lobster?
– A Shellfie

What do you call a Scots child who monopolizes the oyster counter at a seafood restaurant?
– A raw bar bairn.

My kid was a little hy-pearl after eating too much sugar.

Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
– Because they are shellfish

I got my oys on you.

Shell-ebrate good times!

It’s an old joke that oysters are shellfish becauee they dont want to share…
– But no one complains about the hedgehogs? Share the hedge, jerks!

Coy-ster – Oysters that find it hard to open up to others.

Is this life or is this fanta-sea?

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