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Oyster puns 🦪 in 2023

Why are oysters the best at crowd control?
– ’cause they always be screamin’ : “ALLRIGHT EVERYBODY CLAM DOWN !!!”

Why don’t oysters give to charity?
– They’re shellfish

We have shell-ected the best snail jokes.

If you really want to have the world as your oyster…
Don’t you think that’s a little shellfish?

I don’t like goodb-oys.

To beach or not to beach.

Sometimes I fantasize about quitting my job and going to work in an oyster bar….
…but I heard the work kinda shucks.

You’re my pearl-fect fit.

why don’t oysters give to charity?
– because they’re shellfish

Why don’t oysters give to charity?
– Because they are shellfish!

That was a really shell-fless act.

What is an oyster’s favorite band?
– Pearl Jam

B-oys will be b-oys.

Are you shore about this?

What does an oyster wear into battle?
– Clamouflage

I think you’re su-pearl cool.

Why did the oyster’s girlfriend dump him?
He was shellfish in the seabed

No, my 4 year old son didn’t write this. I did.

The world is your oyster.

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