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Periodic table puns in 2024

The chemical formula for water is HIJKLMNO, in short, H to O.

Whenever Copper and Tellerium come together, they look so CuTe.

You should not drink too much phosphurous-based drinks. You will have to go to P too often!

He paid a nickel to hear some Chemistry jokes. Many of the jokes were Boron, but there was some comedy Gold. They were Sodium good.

He was kind enough to help the old lady cross the road. Truly, he is a good Samarium.

I lost my electron microscope this morning. Now I can only see the positive.

The teacher made a chemistry joke but got no reaction from the class.

I’m trying hard to remember the name of this element and it is at the tip of my tungsten.

I’m a female but you can call me Iron Man (Fe = Iron, male = man).

When periodic table puns get Boron, you should start reading element jokes instead!

Vanadium is the youngest element in Rome. Its age is just V.

One titration put out the challenge to the other titration – let’s meet at the end point.

The stupid clown was thrown in jail because he was a Silicon (Silly con).

Good morning! It is time to get up and go to work. Up and atom!

There are many noble elements but the smartest of all elements in the periodic table is Einsteinium.

On the day of Christmas, the chemist went to the store to buy a Chemis-tree.

If you have any problem with your computer, you should consult Technetium.

The scientist cooled himself down to absolute zero. He said he’s 0K.

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