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Pink puns in 2024

Whats pink and slippery
– Pink slippers

Almost every time I order steak in a restaurant, I prefer it pink inside. Sometimes I ask for it red, but that’s rare.

I told the doctor, when I close my eyes I see pink elephants. He asked: ” Have you seen an optician?”
– I said “No. Just pink elephants.”

Roses are red. My eyelids are pink.
– I didn’t hear when she farted, but it really did stink.

A country where everyone drives a pink Cadillac is called a pink car-nation!

What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and wet?
– Chewing gum !

I suffer from the persistent delusion that I have white, brown and pink stripes. My psychologist told me I have a Neapolitan complex.

How does Pink order takeout?
– I’m comin’ up so you better get this pad-thai started.

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
– Dead ant, dead ant … dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, DEAD ANNNNT!

Pink Panther counts the ants he’s killed: Dead ant, dead ant, a dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, a dead aaaaaant….

My wife keeps asking why I drink a pink liquid whenever my stomach is upset.
– Frankly, it’s not her bismuth.

I have a lot of pink pants and when people ask me why my wardrobe is filled with pink pants, I tell them that I am the Pink Pantser.

What’s pink and hard?
– A pig with a flick knife.

What do you call a buffalo that’s pink, blue and purple?
– A BIson!

The pink plastic birds which are popularly used in Florida as lawn ornaments are called placebo flamingos.

What’s small, pink and triangular?
– A small pink triangle

I broke my pinky today, but on the other hand, I am absolutely fine.

My girlfriend gave me a hard time about thinking pink, red, and maroon are all the same…
– I told her I can’t tell the difference between Laurie, Grant, and Jackman either.

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