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Pretzel puns in 2024

How do pretzels greet each other?
– Gluten tag.

You don’t like my pretzel jokes?
– I am in-salted.

Dough you think so?

Crust be yourself.

No bun intended.

Pretzels are knot bread.

The sun rises in the yeast, and sets in the west.

Wheat it and weep.

Why aren’t pretzels called pretzels?
– Because they’re knot-bread.

You deserve butter than this!

I got a knot-ification.

Live, laugh, loaf.

Did I tell you the one about the pretzel?
– It was assaulted.

I love all your twists.

What did the toast say to the psychic?
– You bread my mind!

I dough.

My puns skills are a little crusty.

Don’t be so salty.

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