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Pretzel puns in 2025

Funny Pretzel Puns

I’m not salty.

Taekwon-dough – Pretzel martial arts.

That’s wheat she said!

You’re my butter half!

You bread my mind.

Loaf-ter is the best medicine.

Why did the pretzel file a police report?
– Cause he got assaulted.

What are a pretzel’s favorite type of joke?
– Twisted ones.

You bake me proud!

Crumb at me bro!

You can always crust me.

Nice buns.

The pretzel was a salted.

North, south, yeast, west…

Good things come to those who wheat.

You butter be quick or you’ll start to melt!

Pretzels love mystery movies because they have twists.

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