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Pretzel puns in 2024

Warm and toasty!

You’re knot what I expected.

Hunger Grains.

What did the pretzel say when it was pulled out of the oven?
– Gluten-tag!

Everybody do the twist!

Bake the world a better place!

Crumb here.

Just crust me.

Funny Pretzel Puns

I’m not salty.

Taekwon-dough – Pretzel martial arts.

That’s wheat she said!

You’re my butter half!

You bread my mind.

Loaf-ter is the best medicine.

Why did the pretzel file a police report?
– Cause he got assaulted.

What are a pretzel’s favorite type of joke?
– Twisted ones.

You bake me proud!

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