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Salad puns in 2024

We were eating caesar salad, then i stabbed it.
– ‘Now its a real ‘Caesar’ salad’

This joke is like that time I slipped into a salad. Corny on the cobb.

When you finish all the ranch on your salad, you’ve effectively undressed the salad.

I’d tell you a joke about a potato but I don’t know where to starch.

The salad won an award for going beyond the kale of duty.

Care to chat for the romaine-der of the meeting?

A Dad goes to a restaurant and orders a salad
Waitress: “Not a problem, what kind of dressing do you prefer?”
Dad: “Un dressing is my favorite”
Credit: my old man

You’re unbe-leaf-able.

The veggies protested because their secrets were leeked.

Why did the farmer lose the comedy competition?
– His jokes were too corny.

What does a French put in his salad?
– L’ ttuce

I had some leftover salad so I gave my friend the romaine-der.

What do you do with epileptic lettuce?
– You make a seizure salad!

I really carrot-bout you!

My mom, ordering at a restaurant: I’ll have the chef’s salad, please.
Dad: Honey, that’s a little rude. Just have your own.

Above and beyond the kale of duty.

I’m really worried about eating salads after this E. Coli outbreak.
But lettuce romaine calm !!

I made a chicken salad this morning. This stupid thing is he won’t eat it. If you like this salad pun, you’ll also like these chicken jokes.

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