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Salad puns 🥗 in 2023

We were eating caesar salad, then i stabbed it.
– ‘Now its a real ‘Caesar’ salad’

There’s another bacterial salad outbreak…
– Yet lettuce romaine calm 🤦🏻‍♂️

I hate it when salad bars are a mess. The produce should romaine in their containers.

I don’t know how to make a Caesar salad
– But I’m willing to take a stab at it.

What’s a carrot’s favorite movie?
– The Carrot-tie Kid.

What causes that vague feeling of unease when you look at an anthropomorphic salad?
– The uncanny Hidden Valley effect.

A dancer’s favorite green is spin-ach.

Me: What’s the cowboys favorite salad dressing?
Dude: Ranch.

Scientists are saying salads will be a thing of the past. Lettuce romaine calm.

What happened to the lettuce farmers who had their crops stolen?
– They lost their heads!

I would make you a salad but I don’t have thyme.

What type of lettuce do skeletons use for their salads?
– Human Romaines

Let’s not beet around the bush here.

Peas don’t go.

The salad got into a fight with its friend and said some harsh words
—now, it’s full of vin-regret.

A man goes to the doctor with lettuce in his hear. The doctor said “it is just the tip of the iceberg”.

Restaurant messed up and gave me a garden salad instead of a Caesar salad. When I complained my little girl said,
“Dad, any salad can be a Caesar salad. You just have to stab it enough times”.

What did the vegetables say to the Salad Dressing?
– Lettuce all smile.

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