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Salad puns 🥗 in 2022

I always knock on the fridge door before opening in case there is a salad dressing.

Scientists are saying salads will be a thing of the past. Lettuce romaine calm.

Why did the tomato blush?
– Because it saw the salad dressing.

Did you hear about the piece of corn that got in trouble?
– It got quite the earful.

I ordered a Caesar salad from the restaurant for lunch today.
– They absolutely killed it.

The salad won an award for going beyond the kale of duty.

What did the salad say to the kidnapper?
– Lettuce go

It isn’t over lentil. It’s over!

Romaine calm!

I had to decide between making salad with my mom or playing outside with my dad. It was a toss-up.

I made a chicken salad this morning…
– But he won’t eat it.

The lettuce shouted to the celery “quit stalking me!”

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