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Sewing puns 🧵 in 2022

If Shakespeare writes a play on sewing, he would name it: To Sew Or Not To Sew

My friend only makes fabrics for people who live far way. He looms on the horizon.

Me: You’re bobbin in open water now.

I think my wife’s sewing machine is on the blink. I’m not sure what’s wrong, it just doesn’t seam right

I’m a fabricaholic on the road to recovery. Just kidding. I’m on the way to the fabric store.

The seamstress is charged to have stolen a sewing machine, and she seems quilty to me.

“My wife’s sewing machine isn’t working properly. Not sure what’s wrong with it though, it just seams a little off”

You needle to stop spewing, and start sewing.

How do quilting babies learn to walk? With a walking foot.

Dear fabric store worker. Don’t ask me what I’m making, I’m running out of code words. It’s going in my fabric stash.

My sister was feeling sick, so my mother took her to the hospital. Now, she is all patched up.

My friend told the teacher that he met with an accident and had to rest for a few days. His whole story was fabricated.

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