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Sewing puns in 2024

I had a joke about a needle in the haystack written somewhere, but I can’t find it.

The IT Giants are researching cotton and velvet. It looks like they are preparing to get into the soft-wear industry.

Me: Yay, sewing pins! Chalk it up to the winner of puns girl

Why do Christmas trees suck at sewing? They’re always dropping their needles!

I’m not a hoarder, I just need a bigger craft room.

A quilt injured itself during a football match and now its life hangs by a thread.

A sewing machine is trustworthy only if it seams legit.

Sew you are asking for help? Maybe try a cross-posting to other sub-thread-its.

If your block isn’t working right, just try turning it around. Maybe it will work left.

I’ve got scraps. They’re multiplying.

One yarn told the other, “I am not ready to dye yet, still have some end to tie”.

I went to a comedy show. The jokes were so sharp that it had us all in stitches.

“What did the quilter blame for having too many children? Reproduction fabric.”

May your bobbin always be full

Nothing hunts us like the fabric we didn’t buy

If you want to know about string

My wife broke her sewing machine. Now she seams a little off.

I was so unlucky that everything I touched dyed, so I started working in the textile industry.

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