Sewing is not just a needed way to make clothes but is also a popular hobby. Puns are one of the ways in which people who enjoy a hobby share their feelings and opinions with those around them, including sewing puns. Finding new friends, new approaches, and new tools is fun and easy with the best jokes and puns.
A porcupine felt cold at night so he covered himself in a quill-t.
Last night’s kitty party was totally knit.
I’m trying to think of a sewing pun but I’m really struggling. I needle the help I can get.
How did you know the thief was a seamstress? She seemed to be following a pattern.
Look there they are all my scissors. Still sharp and neatly ordered. Said no seamstress ever.
A tailor did his bachelor’s degree in law, and now that he has become a lawyer, he is sewing people.
A doctor hurt himself and insisted on stitching himself. The other doctor said “Suture self”.
“Why couldn’t Santa convince the quilter to come to visit? he didn’t have enough backing.”
Sewing is cheaper than Therapy
You can make fun about my knitting, but remember, I’m the one with the pointy sticks.
Every time I start sewing, I can knot find my needles.
He just can’t stop making jokes on denim, seems like it’s in his jeans.
Me: What a serger of puns.
Two sewing machines were walking down the road. As they pass by each other one says to the other “Hey are you that Singer?” The other replies “Janome?”.
Dear Lord, please let me come home before my online orders of fabric arrives. Or at least before my husband.
A porcupine’s favorite hobby is quilting.
Stop procrasti-knit-ting: leaving all the work and start knitting.
Sewing at its simplest is to attach two or more pieces of cloth together with stitches that run through each peace at regular intervals. Stitching is a term that has evolved from stitching only cloth or soft materials and has progressed to being used for stitches on a cut or injury of the skin and body, to stitch the stomach as a weight loss tactic, or to refer to a cramp in the side during running or other exercise. Each of these meanings beyond the original is a short sewing pun on its own, and they have all become used in regular conversations.
Cheesy sewing puns are common in many spaces, with their references determining which is in use. Corny sewing puns about stitching the skin are popular in hospitals and doctor offices, where they are used regularly. If a cut is stitched there is a reduced chance of infection and it will heal faster, and it is commonly used as a term rather than a pun. Hospital puns are often common place and they will be used alongside doctor puns
and nurse puns as well. Using terms and phrases that are familiar to people, such as stitches rather than sutures, makes it less scary for patients and helps them to understand the procedures that are being completed.
Hilarious sewing puns are often used when encouraging others to try sewing their own items. They are a fun way to make the task seem appealing and encourage more people to try.
Sewing Supply Puns
Sewing machines, needles, materials, and more are all part of the best sewing puns. Singer sewing machines are ideally named for several different puns and they are appealing to a wide range of ages. Sewing needles and pin are found in a variety of sizes and styles for different projects and tasks. As they differ from knitting needles, they may be used by the same people as knitting puns, however one liner sewing puns and one liner knitting puns will not share the same references for needles or stitch holders.
Singer is one of the top brands of sewing machines and are the topic of many of the best sewing puns. The name is easily referenced in many different ways, and can even be personified and assigned human habits and characteristics. References to them singing are some of the funniest sewing puns that are still in use today. Both the brand and the corny sewing puns have been around for several decades and will continue to be popular well into the future.
Another cheesy sewing punt that is based upon the supplies and tools of sewing includes the reference to being “on pins and needles” as a way to describe someone who is nervous or excited, and unable to relax comfortably. As a figure of speech this term has been used for so long that it has become ingrained in the English language and is easily recognized by millions of people. While it references the discomfort of sitting on sharp pins and sewing needles, the reference is only in regards to the inability to sit still or to remain calm, with this figure of speech intending no harm or to assume that people are suffering.
Hobby Jokes and Puns
Many hobbies will have their own hobby puns and there are several that are mostly known only by those who practice it regularly. Knitting puns, crocheting puns, sewing puns, running puns, and reading puns are all ways that people who have these interests and more share that interest with others. Naming groups or meetings of likeminded people may involve the best of them, with several sewing groups named after clean sewing puns. It shows that they group is fun and welcoming while offering a chance to gather with like-minded people. Sewing puns for kids are popular on cards, signs, and when advertising learn to sew classes as ways to make it seem fun and less difficult for beginners. Cute sewing puns are a great way to attract new people to the sessions and gatherings, and can encourage them to spend more time with others who enjoy the same hobby.