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Shrimp puns 🍤 in 2023

A lobster and a shrimp opened a highly expensive pufferfish shop.
– I guess selfish shellfish sell swell fish.

Did you hear about the shrimp that went to the prawn’s cocktail party?
– He pulled a mussel.

How can you tell the future with a shrimp?
– Devein it.

You’re so res-prawn-sible.

The young boy couldn’t eat boiled clams or lobsters
– because he had problems related to shellfish steam.

Tidals are extremely shrimpbolic to prawn athletes.

At the zoo, I saw a shrimp-anzee.

What do shrimp watch when they’re horny?.
– Prawnography.

What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
– Dont wok away from me!

Just saw this on another post: Why did the shrimp not to share?
– Because he was a little shellfish

You left a great shrimp-ression.

My shrimp friend was panicking about his upcoming law exam, so I told him to take it easy and clam down.

The boy shrimp was annoyed that his sister was allowed to be the shrimp on the barbie.

The lobster was in dire need of cash, so he went to the prawn broker.

I wouldn’t get too worried. It’s shrimp-robable.

Why didn’t the baby shrimp want to share his toys?
– He was a little shellfish.

Are you trying to tell me a shrimp fried this rice?!?

So you mean to tell me a shrimp fried this rice?

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