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Shrimp puns 🍤 in 2022

Why didn’t the baby shrimp want to share his toys?
– He was a little shellfish.

Are you trying to tell me a shrimp fried this rice?!?

So you mean to tell me a shrimp fried this rice?

What did the fish say about the snake disguised as a shrimp?.
– He’s playing the long prawn!

All the fishes gathered around to watch the neighborhood clam bake.

I’m so shrimpatient to get a taste of the shrimp on the barbie.

Be careful. It might shrimp-lode.

Why do artists only eat Shrimp?
– Because they always come de-tailed!

There’s no excuse for battered shrimp

Keep it shrimp-le.

That was shrimp-ressive.

The prawn and noodles got into a heated argument over a burner stove. The prawn told the noodles that if he didn’t get the stove, he would wok away.

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