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Ski puns ⛷️ in 2023

That slope was so easy, it was a real piste of cake.

I can’t take my ice off you!

It was love at frost sight.

Powder snow skiing isn’t just fun. It’s life well-lived, fully and truly.

Happiness is not having to set the alarm for the next day.

I didn’t realise how good I would be at going down the slopes. I thought I had peaked when I rode the chairlift.

Last time I went to the slopes was at Christmas. It really was the ski-son to be jolly.

The Snowy Mountains are calling and I must go.

Live. Breathe. Ski.

You can’t be crabby when you’re on a jet ski.

‘Tis the ski-son to be jolly, fa la la la la…

For those in the snow, skiing can be pretty easy.

I suggested we go to the highest skiing slope and it winter down like a lead balloon!

Skiing is the best place in the world to waste time.

It never gets easier, you just get stronger.

I had been feeling quite down for the beginning of the skiing holiday, all until I got to the top of the run. It was just the lift I needed!

I have got the be the frostborn child the way I take to skiing.

Go skiing on a Monday is what we all wishing for in this life.

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