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Ski puns ⛷️ in 2022

When I went to France to learn how to ski, I even needed Alp getting on the chairlift.

To ski or not to ski, that’s a no-brainer.

Where is the most beautiful skiing spot?

Heading home to the slopes.

Ski you later!

I was skiing so fast down the slopes and crashed into a drift at the bottom. It was a total whiteout!

I dropped my camera in the snow so now it’s taking polaroids.

Up to snow good with these good humans.

Paradise doesn’t have to be tropical.

I’m the type of person who likes to take risks and challenge myself. You could say I like keeping things’ fun’.

It’s all downhill from here

I was easily sled in the wrong direction when I was younger, but now I snow where to go myself.

I hope you didn’t mind the last pun, it’s just a turn of freeze.

Ski fashion is my favorite.

Yeah, I ski like a girl. Try to keep up.

When I went skiing off-piste and ended up on a frozen lake, I was really on thin ice.

I’m taking it ice and easy on my first time skiing.

Every day is a special day if you go skiing.

There are no friends on powder days.

Yes, I do have a retirement plan. I plan on skiing.

I wasn’t meant to be going on the skiing holiday with my parents but I hid in the back of the car. When we arrived they called me the snowaway.

I was chilled to bits to go skiing for the first time.

Happiness is the view from the ski lift.

Up here on the mountains, I’m closer to God.

I am so different normally from the time that I jet ski. #jetski

You’ve taken a piste of my heart

I snow full well my skiing skills have a long way to come.

Why wait until spring to go skiing?
– There’s snow time like the present!

A pair of skis is the ultimate freedom.

Fly high, experience the chill and thrill.

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