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Star puns in 2024

My brother got a Star Wars character tattoo; you should’ve seen the Luke on his face.

Why does Kylo Ren’s lightsaber have so much crackle?
– Snap and Pop were busy.

Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke?
– It was too Sirius.

What songs do stars, and planets sing for birthday and Christmas?
– Nep-tunes!

My astronaut friend always gets punished for star-ring up trouble.

I desperately want to tell a Star Wars joke, but I’m afraid it would be forced.

When taking their first meal in space amidst the gazing stars, one of them said that the food was delicious,
– but the atmosphere wasn’t right.

What do you call food made by baby Wookiees?
– It’s good, but it’s a little Chewie

Bringing Up BB-8

If rebirth really happens, I want to become a star in my next life. It would be a great constellation prize.

The Death Star’s shield generator steps into a bar, and the bartender says, “Alright pal, I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

Am told the star down the road was prosecuted for calling the moon lunatic.

How do Sith Lords say goodbye?
– Darth-LATER!!!

I’m on cloud Nien Nunb

If starlight would have some mass, it would be called a heavy metal star.

The only stars that wear sunglasses are the movie stars. The star got arrested down the street because it was a shooting star.

Everybody thought I was a genius and I did nothing much, I just star-red the soup and left it to boil.

East of Iden

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