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Star puns ⭐⭐ in 2023

My brother got a Star Wars character tattoo; you should’ve seen the Luke on his face.

Why does Kylo Ren’s lightsaber have so much crackle?
– Snap and Pop were busy.

Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke?
– It was too Sirius.

What songs do stars, and planets sing for birthday and Christmas?
– Nep-tunes!

The mother asked her son to get some planet from the grocery star.

When the stage spotlight got stuck, the star actor couldn’t move as he was in quite a bright spot.

What do you call a crazy spaceman who wants to land his vehicle on the stars?
– An astro-nut.

What’s Yoda’s advice for going to the bathroom?
– Doo-doo or doo-doo-not-do.

Starkiller is Born

A TV camera operator said that he loved shooting stars. He had actually made a career out of it.

The Star Wars baseball team was so bad; they were all just Wookies.

The 6 stars were refused admission at the hotel
– it was rated 3 stars.

When Luke joined Red Squadron everyone played a prank on him. What was it?
– He got a Biggs Wedgie.

Holy Snokes!

Do you think nitrogen would be daytrogen if it wasn’t starry outside?

Why did the cow want to become an astronaut?
– So she could see the Milky Way.

The earth thought that the stars were stalking her
– because every time she turns, they were there gazing at her.

Piell Fire

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