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Steak puns 🥩 in 2022

My grandfather was a knight who loved steak. He called himself, Sir Loin.

What do you guys think of Steak puns?
– I think it’s a rare medium well done.

A filet minion is none other than a special steak made by tiny yellow guys.

A steak pun
– Is a rare medium well done.

Steak pun
– A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

You know why you never hear any good steak jokes?
– It’s a rare medium, well-done

Any steak puns in the house? I hear they are a rare medium well done…

How did you find your steak?” asked the waiter of a patron in the very expensive restaurant.
Just luck,” the hungry man replied, sadly. “I happened to move that small piece of potato, and there it was!”

A hilly signboard said, “Steaks are high beware of falling cows.”

Do you know what Cthulhu loves on his steak?
– H. P. Sauce!

Steak’s son got a victory at the spelling bee, so Steak groaned “well-done.”

A Steak Pun
… Is a rare medium, well done.

When a sandwich, chilli, and a steak walked into a bar, the bartender said, “We don’t serve food here.”

A waiter served a ladyfish a fish steak. She said in surprise, “Oh my Cod.”

When Gordon Ramsey went to an old steakhouse and ate their undercooked steak, he shouted:”Oh no! This steak is so raw it’s eating the salad.”

Steak Puns
They are a rare medium, but usually well done.

The only thing that occurs when dragons get bored with strip steaks is a flaming yawn.

A steak pun
Is rare and medium well done

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