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Steak puns 🥩 in 2023

Once, an ape placed a steak on his head, as he thought he was a grilla.

A steak pun
– Is a rare medium well done

Finally, today, a butcher sees a steak art display; it is a rare medium, well done.

I recently subscribed to a nice little magazine about steaks.
It’s a rare medium well done.

I tried to explain steak puns to my daughter
But it’s a rare medium well done.

What happens when you drop a steak on the floor?
– It becomes ground beef.

When the sick steak went to the doctor, he came out cured.

How do dinosaurs like their steak?
– Rawwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I was about to season my steak but I dropped the bottle and spilled it all on the ground. It was just a waste of thyme.

Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They’re a little meteor.

A rock and steak are very similar: the former is a mini meteor and we want the latter to be meatier.

A steak pun
… is a medium rarely done well.

While barbecuing steaks, Pluto said to Saturn, “I swear mine is meteor than yours.”

A waiter accidentally delivered steak to a vegan and said, “Sorry sir, it was a missed steak.”

My grandfather was a knight who loved steak. He called himself, Sir Loin.

What do you guys think of Steak puns?
– I think it’s a rare medium well done.

A filet minion is none other than a special steak made by tiny yellow guys.

A steak pun
– Is a rare medium well done.

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