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Summer puns ๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒป in 2023

โ€œWater you waiting for?!โ€

You wanna know why mountains are the funniest place to go on a vacation?
– Because they are hill-airious!

Why did the dolphin decided to cross the beach?
– To get to the other tide!

Why do freshwater fish cry a lot?
– Theyโ€™re just a stream of emotions.

Nothing about this holiday is plane.

โ€œGlad to ketchup with you.โ€

โ€œLetโ€™s have fun, buoys and gulls!โ€

What fruit does Dracula like to eat?
– Neck-tarines.

Where do you think eggs go on their summer vacation?
– New Yolk City!

I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.

You really are one in a melon!

โ€œTis the sea-sun to be jolly.โ€

What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
– Glass flippers!

Why did the teacher decided to jump into the pool?
– He wanted to test the water!

Where do goldfish like to go on vacation?
– Around the globe!

I beacha miss summer already!

โ€œLetโ€™s should shell-abrate good times and tan lines.โ€

Where do ghosts usually go for a swim?
– The Dead Sea.

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