Summer is perhaps the season with the most activities and items to be discusses, and the most outings are had during summer months when the weather is warm, and the parks are full. With nearly endless activities and gatherings there are also endless summer puns to be enjoyed.
“I whale love you until I die.”
What is the term for a shoe made from a banana?
– A slipper.
What will you get when you milk a cow in Alaska?
– A snow.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Life is way better in sandals, and that’s one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
“She’s very much so-fish-ticated.”
Where do sharks usually go on vacation?
Why did the cheerleader placed an extra salt on her food in the summer?
– She wanted to do summer salts.
Water you doing this summer holiday?
“Finally! I can sea clearly now.”
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Why don’t oysters like to share their precious pearls?
– Because they are shellfish.
Where did the shellfish go to borrow money?
– The prawn broker.
“Water you doing, my friend?”
“This wonderful beach makes me so emoceanal.”
Where do cows go on the summer vacation?
– To the moo-vies.
No summer is complete without a few of the best beach puns sprinkled around. While they are great for use when you are actually at the beach, they can also be fun in a classroom or at work on a hot summer day, they can be used for visual puns posted on the walls for decoration or used to entertain each other when facing a long and boring afternoon. Time seems to pass more quickly when there is fun being had and silly summer puns are certainly almost always fun, especially when they are focused on the beach and all that sand.
Water, waves, and sand make up most of what is talked about at the beach but there are also many animals and other people to consider. With such limitless sources the beach feeds many hilarious summer puns, and a decent number of those compare the sand that gets in all the shoes and clothes and picnic foods to other things in life that seem to get everywhere and are not easily controlled. The play on words used to describe sand, or the waves, is often figurative and descriptive, creating corny beach puns
that are new every year, without slowing down how often the older ones are used at all.
A beach pun can address many different things that are found on the beach, but sandcastles seem to be a topic that is targeted often. Clean summer puns about sandcastles and the contests they may create are fun for everyone, and summer puns for kids are sure to mention sandcastles or lemonade stands.
The lemonade stand is a traditional way for kids to spend some of their summer days earning money for new things and meeting the neighbours in the area. There are many silly summer puns about lemonade stands and how popular they used to be compared to how popular they are now. There are even organizations that use the lemonade stand itself as a pun for fundraising, using the term lemonade stand to instead refer to whatever fundraiser they are currently using and meaning that the funds that are gathered are similar to how a child would use an actual lemonade stand to do the same.
With new one liner summer puns a lemonade stand is no longer just that but has become a term used to describe places that sell not only lemonade but other drinks and even snacks as well. This figure of speech implies that if it is a small shop that sits in an easily accessible place and has foods and drinks that are intended for summer in general that it is the same as an old fashioned lemonade stand.
Summer Kids Puns
Summer puns for kids, and about kids, are common and some of the most hilarious summer puns that you will hear. Kids tend to like silly summer puns about the heat, the activities, water, and ways that they have found to spend the long days. Bedtimes are an ongoing consideration for summer as kids want to be up later with the sun and parents still need to work. Teachers who are still in class for some of the summer months struggle with ways to maintain the attention of their class as thoughts move to outside and what fun will be had later, and using the funniest summer puns can help to move that attention back into the classroom. They can be used to teach new subjects, introduce new topics, and even just have fun with the class for a little while. Funny summer puns are welcome everywhere that kids go, from the classroom to the spray park and beyond, and they are often the thing that is most remembered from the day.
There are near endless options and uses for summer puns and they are certainly not becoming less common as time passes. As new puns are created each year through a song on the playground, a new commercial for a sand toy or sunscreen, or just a way to explain a new topic in school, they will continue to grow and adapt with the changing world.