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Teeth puns in 2024

What should you put into a slice of cake?
– Your teeth

Why are dentists good at solving problems?
– Because they are used to getting to the root of things.

What time did the guy make his dental appointment for?
Please, Dad…
Tooth-hurty, Coral.

My dentist always frees his schedule on his favorite time of day. When I wanted to know the time, he said it was tooth-hurty.

I once knew a dentist who just couldn’t stop working on teeth. I guess he was abscessively compulsive.

Never stop a dentist that’s running – they might be in a brush!

There are 32 permanent teeth in total, including four wisdom teeth.

What do you give an elephant with toothache?
– Plenty of room.

Why does Dracula keep cleaning his teeth?
– Because he doesn’t want bat breath.

Who teaches teeth not to lie?
– The truth fairy

My friend is a dentist. Once we met up and decided to watch a movie. When I asked what his favorite movie was, he said it was “Plaque to the Future”.

No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.

Beware if a dentist asks for a hefty retainer, they might not be talking about a mouthguard!

What did the sweet tooth say to the chocolate comedian?
– Your joke is cracking me up.

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to pop out to make a phone call?
– I’ll fill you in when I get back.

Weaponized Saber-tooth cats would be a real menace.
They’re armed to the teeth.

I took my brother to the dentist the other day. When the dentist asked him what type of filling he wanted, he just told the doctor, “Chocolate”.

The other day a dentist had to go to the psychiatrist. When the psychiatrist told him to talk about what was bothering him, he said, “I don’t think you can handle the tooth”.

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