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Teeth puns in 2024

My dentist did a root canal on the wrong tooth…
It was …. accidental

My dentist removed the wrong tooth.
It was accidental.

Which day of the week do dentists like best?
– Toothsday

Did you ever notice that Grandpa grinds his teeth when he sleeps.

All the dentists and the TSA have one thing in common. It’s the cavity checks.

I didn’t know that my friend had a dental implant until we went to dinner and it came out during a conversation.

Don’t disrespect an old-fashioned dentist, they’ll tell you to wash your mouth out with soap.

All teeth are unique; just like fingerprints.

What do you call a white bear that’s shaped like a tooth?
– A Molar Bear

What type of award does a tooth never want to win?
– A plaque.

I need to see a dentist
One of my canines is getting loose

My dentist has an obsession with different kinds of dinosaurs. But his favorite kind is the Flossiraptor.

I got a gold filling and put my money where my mouth is.

What did the girl say when the dentist asked her what type of filling she’d like?
– A chocolate one, please!

Why did the king visit the dentist?
– Because he wanted to get his teeth crowned.

The wisdom of pulling teeth
– I am sorry

A computer went to the dentist one day. He was a little nervous but the doctor consoled him by saying, “don’t worry, it won’t hurt a byte”.

The man with the teeth issues couldn’t find where the dentist’s office was. Probably because there wasn’t any plaque to recognize.

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