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Teeth puns 🦷 in 2023

What did the sweet tooth say to the chocolate comedian?
– Your joke is cracking me up.

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to pop out to make a phone call?
– I’ll fill you in when I get back.

Weaponized Saber-tooth cats would be a real menace.
They’re armed to the teeth.

I took my brother to the dentist the other day. When the dentist asked him what type of filling he wanted, he just told the doctor, “Chocolate”.

The other day a dentist had to go to the psychiatrist. When the psychiatrist told him to talk about what was bothering him, he said, “I don’t think you can handle the tooth”.

They called him the king of dentists because he specialized in crowns.

Why did the deer need to wear braces?
– Because he had buck teeth.

(X-post) Weaponized Saber-tooth cats would be a real menace.
They’re armed to the teeth.

What type of transport takes you to tooth island?
– A tooth ferry.

The dentist once told me that my teeth are like some string of pearls. He said it’s
– because each one of them has one hole through it.

Two dentists were friends but they lived across the country from one another. I guess you could say that they were molar opposites.

Depression in dentists is a serious dental illness.

Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
– [removed]

Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it “Substi-tooths”.

If your dentist pulls the wrong tooth
Is it acci-dental?

I’ve been going to the dentist since I was a kid. I just know the drill by now.

A guru went to the dentist one day but refused any painkillers. It’s probably
– because he rather wished to transcend dental medication.

Dentists practice by going through many drills.

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