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Teeth puns 🦷 in 2023

When did the dentist develop tooth pain?
– Tooth-hurty! (2:30)

What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
– Denis.

What’s white, furry and shaped like a tooth?
– A molar bear

An orthodontist went to the theme park and rode on a roller coaster. He braced himself before the ride started.

That day, a man was arrested for looking at some sets of dentures at the dentist’s window. It was against the law that you cannot pick your teeth in public.

I’ve been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.

Why did the yogi refuse anesthetic to have his tooth extracted?
– He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Before falling on hard times, the tooth fairy used to be a lawyer.
Now she wants the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.

How do teeth like to learn?
– From dental teethers.

A judge went to his dentist because he had a damaged tooth and had to get it out. Before the dentist started, the judge said, “Do you swear you’ll pull the tooth, the entire tooth, nothing but the tooth?”

One day the tree went to its dentist. Because it had to get a root canal.

I got my job at the dentist’s office by word of mouth.

I chipped my tooth on a stale French loaf.
– It was painful 🇫🇷🥖

Did you hear the latest joke about the dentist who loves tooth extraction?
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What did the dentist say to the lumberjack?
– You’ve got a cavi-tree.

The molar bear
– Fighting against enamel cruelty

The Pharaoh decided to visit his dentist the other day. That’s
– because Egypt his tooth.

A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

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