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Teeth puns 🦷 in 2023

I chipped my tooth on a stale French loaf.
– It was painful 🇫🇷🥖

Did you hear the latest joke about the dentist who loves tooth extraction?
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What did the dentist say to the lumberjack?
– You’ve got a cavi-tree.

The molar bear
– Fighting against enamel cruelty

The Pharaoh decided to visit his dentist the other day. That’s
– because Egypt his tooth.

A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

What comes between 1st and 3rd in dentistry school?
– 2th!

Enamel is the strongest substance in the entire human body.

My 5 yr old girl told her first dad joke today: “Dad look what happened to my tooth!” Smiles and has a disgusting mouthfull of crunched up nachos.
“It’s chipped!” Tears of pride and joy

What has teeth but can’t chew?
– A comb.

Q: What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?
A: Molar opposites.

I went to my dentist yesterday and she told me that I don’t floss enough. I took her advice and started taking dance classes.

A lawyer asked his dentist to give him a retainer.

How did the tooth fairy stick her broken wand back together?
– With toothpaste.

What did the dentist say about the golfer’s teeth?
– Hole in one!

The opposite of wisdom teeth…
– Curly Larry Molar

My dentist likes potatoes a lot. When I went and asked him about it, he said it’s
– because they’re very filling.

I went to my dentist to get a damaged tooth removed but he removed the wrong one. Well, it was acci-dental though.

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