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Teeth puns 🦷 in 2022

Why did the dentist remove the wrong tooth?
– He didn’t mean to, he did it acciDENTALly

What do dentists call their patients’ X-rays?
– Tooth pics.

What do you call a dentist who removed wrong tooth?
– An accidentist.

My dentist recently won the dentist of the year title. He received a little plaque as the prize.

The dentist couldn’t ask his secretary if she wanted to go out to get some dinner. Probably
– because he had already been taking out a tooth.

Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.

I had a tooth ache.
– I also hate the dentist. Weeks went by and each day the pain was worse. My wife was also complaining how bad the smell of my farts were becoming. When I finally went to the dentist she informed me I had an abscessed tooth. Then it all made sense. Abscess makes the fart grow stronger.

What do you call a zombie with a sweet tooth?
– A die-abetic.

Where do people with the best teeth live?
– In Brussia.

We went to the zoo the other day and saw a bear that had no teeth. My sister and I called it the gummy bear.

My dentist was in the army before he became a dentist. When I asked what he did in the army, he said that he was a drill sergeant.

Dentist have their own flossify on how to keep teeth clean.

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