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Tequila puns 🥃🥃🥴 in 2022

If someone says Tequila is good for you
– Take it with a pinch of salt

“Don’t be shy, send that 12th unanswered text!”

Following a bad breakup a bartender advised me that happiness lies at the bottom of a tequila bottle
– I took it with a grain of salt

“Everyone has a hidden talent they don’t know about until the tequila is poured.”

“Tequila: Magic water for fun people.”

Just got back from the supermarket – there was a guy rushing round the shop who had brought 15kg of paella rice, 5 cases of tequila, 8 sombreros and 12 piñatas.
– I thought to myself, Hispanic buying.

“Margaritas are the answer, but I don’t remember the question.”

What happens when you spill tequila at the pudding factory?
– The proof is in the pudding

“’Hakuna Tequila.’ That means ‘no memories.’”

“Trust me, one isn’t enough. – Tequila”

Tequila wont fix your life..
..But its definitely worth a shot.

“Tequila probably won’t fix your problems but it’s worth a shot.”

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