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Tequila puns 🥃🥃🥴 in 2023

Tequila might not be the answer
– But it’s worth a shot.

“You bring the tequila and I’ll bring the bad decisions.”

Tequila wont fix your life..
..But its definitely worth a shot.

“Taking shots of tequila is just another way of saying, ‘I like where I wake up to always be a surprise.’”

My kids were arguing about what to watch on Netflix, so I started yelling, “Vodka! Tequila! Whiskey!…”
– “In this house, I call the shots.”

“Give me coffee for the things I can change and tequila for those I can’t.”

“The Tequila made me do it!”

What kind of tequila does someone with a foot fetish drink?
– Hornitos.

“Stop trying to make everyone happy. You’re not tequila.”

“I didn’t text you, tequila did.”

Stained my shirt by spilling tequila on my stomach.
– Something is telling me to ab-stain

“This tequila tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow.”

What do you get when you mix apple juice and tequila?
– A diaharita

“Exercise makes you look and feel good naked…so does tequila, your choice!”

“Trust me you can dance! – Tequila”

If someone says Tequila is good for you
– Take it with a pinch of salt

“Don’t be shy, send that 12th unanswered text!”

Following a bad breakup a bartender advised me that happiness lies at the bottom of a tequila bottle
– I took it with a grain of salt

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