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Tequila puns 🥃🥃🥴 in 2023

Tequila might not be the answer
– But it’s worth a shot.

“You bring the tequila and I’ll bring the bad decisions.”

Tequila wont fix your life..
..But its definitely worth a shot.

“Taking shots of tequila is just another way of saying, ‘I like where I wake up to always be a surprise.’”

I had one too many tequila shots last night.
– One.

“At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.”

Tequila may not fix your life.
– But it’s worth a shot.

“Well played, tequila. Well played.”

“Tequila is like duct tape, it fixes nearly everything.”

I went to Mexico and ordered the man tequila
– They kept bringing me butter

“Tequila makes me dream up things like dance battles.”

Tequila probably won’t fix your life,
– but it’s worth a shot.

“I want my tequila and sailor salty.”

“Life isn’t always tacos and tequila…but it should be.”

My kids were arguing about what to watch on Netflix, so I started yelling, “Vodka! Tequila! Whiskey!…”
– “In this house, I call the shots.”

“Give me coffee for the things I can change and tequila for those I can’t.”

“The Tequila made me do it!”

What kind of tequila does someone with a foot fetish drink?
– Hornitos.

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