Cany can often be found in place of things that are sweet, used as a candy pun to replace other ideas or items, and the candy puns are perhaps the most popular in television commercials for children or stories created for them. As a source or ingredient in many stories candy will always be a topic of conversation.
How do you turn white chocolate into dark
chocolate? Turn off the lights.
All the chocolates went on a holiday and enjoyed every mo-mint of it!
What’s a veterinarian’s favorite candy bar?
The granny candy could not sew a proper cloth for her grandson as she lacked Lindt.
That think must be worth 100 grand!
I like a Skittle of the night snack.
The boys had a double truffle at their school picnic.
How candy hear if they don’t have ears?
I really prefer the chocolate they sell at the
airport: plane chocolate.
What do you call a sheep covered in sugar? A candy baa.
Kid in a Candy Store
The top candy pun may be to refer to someone who is over excited and looking at everything or wanting several things is to compare the to a ‘kid in a candy store’. This cute candy pun is very old and has been shared for years and years, becoming a regular way of talking about something and understood by almost everyone. It crosses between cultures and countries and there seems no limit on how far it will spread.
The assumption is that any child who finds themselves in a candy store is going to be happy and excited, distracted by all the choices and looking forward to try several new kinds of candy or get all their favourites. When used in reference to an adult or a child who is excited about something they get to do or a new item, it is meant to show how they are very excited and are happy with all their purchases and ideas. Hilarious candy puns about how great things can still be and how people of all ages can be excited about something are both informative as it is sharing excitement, but also is just a fun way to say how someone feels or how they are acting.
A pattern called a candy stripe is in reference to the stripes that is traditional on a mint candy. They are often red and white but may be green and white. This clean candy pun is fairly common and is a way to describe the pattern. Recognized by many and familiar to both children and adults, this one liner candy pun is also connected with the candy stripers that used to be volunteers in the hospitals that wore uniforms that had the traditional candy stripe pattern.
Candy Puns at Halloween
A popular time of year for hilarious candy puns is certainly Halloween. With so much candy on display, being made in homes, and even used for decorations, there is no way to avoid either candy or short candy puns. Schools are one location that celebrate Halloween for the month of October and often candy is seen as both a decoration and a treat, allowing the funniest candy puns to be used frequently and the top candy puns are sure to be popular at this time of year.
Stores and television shows are also popular venues for the best candy puns and there are many corny candy puns shared on commercials to boost candy sales and to get the most from the time of year. Cheesy candy puns can bring attention to the commercials and to the type of candy that is being advertised, but also end up being easy to remember and often find their way into the schools at recess and around classes. They may even find their way into rhymes and games.
Candy is not a necessity of life but it is a popular item that bring joy to many kids and adults, and it is a regular household treat. The items that are popular and found in many homes are often the topic of many funny puns as they are so familiar to everyone. It makes the puns easily shared and understood by many, and older candy puns remain even after the candy is no longer popular. As a way to bond together over popular items and treats they are helpful to bring people together and bond friendships over the shared enjoyment of these candy items as well as the enjoyment of the puns themselves.