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Koala puns in 2024

The koala bear got embearassed when he tripped and fell in a cafe filled with too many people.

How do you apologize to a koala?
– You bear your heart and soul to them.

What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation?
– They grin and bear it.

Koalas support the argument that everyone should be allowed to defend themselves against harm. They believe everyone should have the right to bear claws.

Did anybody inform you about the church singer koala bear?
– Yes., it is said by them that the koala sings bearitone.

Why was the marsupial hired by the manager?
– Because the marsupial was koala-fied.

How did the koala bear be selected for the job that provides a large amount of salary?
– The koala bear had every koalafications that was required for the job.

I tried to cuddle a koala in my arms the other day, but it had an unbearable smell.

Why are great administrators always made by koalas?
– Because koalas are always so apprehensive about koalaty.

Why do bears care about social justice?
– They want to fight for ekoalaty.

I tried to keep a koala in my house,
– but the smell was just unBEARable.

You shouldn’t ever let a koala get angry. If you offend one, be quick to A-koala-gize to it.

Where are dead koalas taken?
– To an ancient bearial site.

What does a koala pack in their suitcase?
– The bear necessities.

Why was the koala fired from their job?
– Because they only did the bear minimum.

Which side of a koala bear has the most fur?
– The outside!

How did the grape react when a koala stepped on it?
– It didn’t react, it just let out a little wine.

Koalas don’t own shoes, they always go bear foot.

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