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knitting puns 🧶 in 2023

Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
– Because they always drop their needles… Ho Ho Ho!

My daughter can’t seem to have any luck mending her sweaters. I guess she needles a bit of help from me.

Lisa gave the wrong instructions to the cardigan maker, so there’s a chance that the cardigan may turn out to be the wrong shape. I guess only time wool tell.

Sometimes I knit too late. It makes me yarn.

Cats should be prevented from swallowing any yarn. Otherwise, they might accidentally end up having mittens.

There’s no point in writing a pun concerning a needle in a haystack.

The cardigan convention was a once in a life experience. I wool always remember it.

ProcastiKNITting: To defer all other activities besides knitting.

Sorry I’ve been so quiet here today. I’ve been keeping a close eye on the local news. Apparently there’s a lad going around stabbing people with knitting needles.
– Police say he may be following a pattern.

What I think of every time I hear cable knit sweater.

I really tried hard to sew a beautiful sweater.
But someone accidentally thread on all of my hard work.

Hooked on knitting.

Knitters only gain entrance into heaven if they can pass through the purly gates.

I participated in the sewing competition but lost third place by 5 points. Needles-s to say, it was a fun experience.

I have tried using wool for my sweaters a million times,
– but I can never make them right. Regardless, I wool not stop.

Just pilling around with my fellow knitters.

The problem with knitting class
…is that I’ve heard once you’ve tried it, you’re hooked.

A needle collector lost all of his needles in a fire. Needless to say, he was pretty sad about it.

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