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Pasta puns ๐Ÿ in 2021

ย At haunted pasta houses, they usually serve fettuccini afraido.

The pasta maker’s car made out of pasta got into an accident, and now it is al dente.

ย I was fired from my job in the pasta factory, I make fusilli mistakes!

ย If the Ghostbusters would have been Italian, they would have the catchphrase “I ainโ€™t alfredo no ghost!”

When I was served some uncooked bowl of pasta, I thought it was a plate of a solid meal.

ย The aspect of a pasta that permits it to stab someone is called the penne trait

I cannoli shake my head and admire this amazing bowl of pasta.

When you come across a sad pasta, just tell it to be pasta-tive in life.

Youโ€™re pasta-tively amazing.

I do not want to make a parmigiana, so ricotta make the lasagna.

When I went to Italy I had spent thousands of Euros on pasta.
-I have to say it was worth every Penne.

ย Iโ€™ve been trying to come up with a good pasta joke but itโ€™s in pasta bowl!

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