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Pho puns in 2024

Deep in the jungles of Vietnam…
Deep in the jungles of Vietnam…
…you don’t know what’s friend and what’s pho

Why is it so enjoyable and fast when you feast on a Vietnamese dish that consists of soup and fried herbed calamari?
– Thyme fries when you’re having pho.

Ziegfeld’s Phởlies
– Serving up song and dance and soup

Pho?
My lady isn’t feeling well and is home sick today. Heading home for lunch with her…

Me: “Do you want m to pick you up anything?”

Her: “Pho, but not until dinner”

Me: “Not pho lunch?”

Her: Groans

That Vietnamese restaurant in the city has been around pho a very long time.

Where would you find a good noodle house in Germany?
– In Frank-pho.

Phởsical Phởtness
– They feature a well-rounded combination of healthy soup and a workout facility.

I went to a Vietnamese food truck at lunch to order my favourite soup…
I went to a Vietnamese food truck at lunch to order my favourite soup…
– But there was a huge line and I was in a rush. It was kind of a pho queue.

Don’t pho-get to order the spring rolls as an appetizer.

Phởnetic
– Thay spel awl thuh wurds on thare menyoo funetticly. Yoo may take longgur reeding it, but at leest yool say thuh wurds rite. (They spell all the words on their menu phonetically. You may take longer reading it, but at least you’ll say the words right.)

I’m thinking of opening a Pho restaurant that never closes
– Gonna call it Twenty Pho Seven

Shrimp and scallop soup is so pho-nomenal.

I was going to make my own Vietnamese soup from a package of ingredients I got
– but it was too complex and I said pho kit.

HMS Pinaphở
– They never ever make their soup too hot. What, never?! No, never! What, never?! Well, hardly ever.

At a new restaurant, apparently the Pho is good.
“What should I get?”

“The soup here is pretty solid!”

“Then what makes it a soup?”

Let’s grab the Asian soup at say, around pho?

If you want to go to the noodle house tonight, you have to make a pho reservation.

Do Bánh mì Phở So La Ti Do
– They have a stage for singing, in addition to offering music lessons and singing about pho. They also serve Vietnamese sandwiches.

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