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Pizza puns ๐Ÿ• in 2022

Do you fancy a pizza me?

Youโ€™re my cutie pie.

I saw a shop sign that said ‘Wood Fired Pizza’ and I thought “Wood fired Pizza?
-How will Pizza earn money now?”

What did the pizza say to the chef when it was thrown onto the pizza?
– “You don’t pepper-own me!”

What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?
-You wanna pizza me?

While in Italy, I want to see the leaning tower of pizza

“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
-“No miss, your pizza will be round”.

If youโ€™re not enjoying these pizza puns, you must be laughtose intolerant

I eat pizza because you are what you eat, and I want to be the best thing ever.

Why was the famous pizza sad?
-It was always being chased by the pepperazzi.

Youโ€™re the greatest thing since sliced pizza.

You want a pizza me?

Every pizza I love every pizza you

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4.00 a.m.

What kind of pizza do competitive runners like best?
-Meet lovers!

The only love triangle I want is a slice of pizza

Did you see the new sign in the pizza shop?
– “Seven days without pizza makes one weak.”

โ€œYouโ€™re a real pizza work,โ€ you might be saying.

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