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Pizza puns in 2024

Do you fancy a pizza me?

You’re my cutie pie.

No matter how you slice it, a pizza pun would be cheesy

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

What kind of person doesn’t like pizza?
-A weirdough.

Work hard and eat lots of pizza.

Why was the pizza chef happy when they didn’t have to work?
-They had more thyme to spend with their kids!

All I’m saying is…. give pizza a chance.

Part of me wants to eat pizza and go to sleep

What did the pepperoni on the pizza say to the mushroom on the pizza ?
-Slice to meat you!”.

Is it hard to make a pizza from scratch?
-No, it’s easy as pie!

Only a weirdough doesn’t like pizza.

Oh, I grant you that wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well as pizza

“I a-dough you!” Do you find Costco’s pizza irresistible? 

If your dog was craving a pizza, which pizza would he or she want?

I don’t crust you to make this pizza without burning it, so I’m ordering one.

Have a slice day!

There is no moment in life that can’t be improved with pizza

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