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Pizza puns ๐Ÿ• in 2023

Do you fancy a pizza me?

Youโ€™re my cutie pie.

I have so mushroom in my heart for you.

No matter how you slice it, a pizza pun would be cheesy

What type of cheese do dogs love to have on their pizzas?
-Mutt-zarella.

What type of cheese do dogs like on their pizza?
-Mutt-zarella!

I must be pizza, because everyone wants a slice of me

I just watched my local pizza restaurant make the world’s largest pizza base
– I’d like to see someone top that!

What do aardvarks like on pizza?
-Ant-chovies.

What do aardvarks like on pizza?

What do carpenters love to put on their pizzas?
-Saw-sages.

Join us and letโ€™s make pizza cheese grate again.

“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”

Why cook when you can get pizza delivered to you?

What pizza do dogs eat?
-Puperoni.

You sure are a pizza work

You’re a lot like a pizza
– no matter how you slice it, you’re good.

II burnt my Hawaiian pizza.
-Should have used aloha temperature.

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