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Robot puns 🤖 in 2022

Robots drink from metal ro-bottles.

I went to a robot book club. They were reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Wire.

Why do robots have summer holidays?
– To recharge their batteries.

A mandatory book robots need to read at school is called “All about Robots,” by CyBorg.

At a party I hosted, I served guacamole. The robots brought their own microchips.

The robot got in trouble
– because he is a resistor.

The robot needed to drive his car to get to school, so he turned into a roadbot.

I met a robot pirate the other day. He greeted me with an, “arrr2D2.”

At the robot funeral, the robots sobbed “Rust in peace, brother.”

Robots love Mexican silicon carne.

What did the police say to the low powered robot ?
– “I’m gonna charge you with battery”

The policeman was mad when he caught the low powered robot for the third time that week. He had to charge him with battery.

The robot decided to go back to school. He felt like he was getting a little bit rusty.

My new friendship has no strings attached, all
– because I got a wireless robot.

Why did the robot cross the road?
– He is programmed to do so.

Robots always like to order the same thing from the take out place, they never try anything new.
The order is always computer chips, and raspberry pi for dessert.

What is a robot’s favourite genre of music?
– Heavy metal.

Who knew that there were snowbots in the North Pole.

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