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Robot puns 🤖 in 2023

I went to a robot concert the other day. It’s the first time I’ve heard someone play a cyborgan.

I bought a dalek egg timer recently. After three minutes, it shouts “Eggs Terminate!”

Robot birth is always painful due to all of the contraptions they have.

A robot that always runs into the wall is called what? Wall-E

If you like your music with a side of theatre, I’d recommend you check out the music of Android Lloyd Webber.

The robot mechanic was never going to be lonely. If he felt sad, he could just make himself some new friends.

Wireleand is a robot’s favorite vacation spot.

Rowbots are great at watersports.

What makes Al Gore so robotic?
– His Al Gore rhythm

The doctor said he hadn’t seen anything like it. It appeared that the robot had a deadly virus.

What’s a robot’s favourite dance?
– The Roomba.

Robots only listen to one type of music, heavy metal.

Robots are bad teachers
– because they just drone on and on and on and on and on.

What do you call an Indian robot killer from the future?
– Turbanator.

The droid was excited by the meal I cooked him, until he took a byte.

When I was teaching a group of robots, one asked me where he should sit. I said, “on your robottom.”

Why did the robot marry his fiancée?
– He couldn’t resistor.

The best pirate robot movie is called Aye Robot.

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