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Teacher puns 👩‍🏫 in 2023

My geography teacher asked me to tell her what I knew about the Dead Sea.
– I didn’t even know it was ill!

Which dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus

My science teacher was absent today. He left a note that said, “Gone Fission”.

A book never has written: “The Best Subject in School”

We almost started computer science classes, but my teacher lost his drive.

That was sodium funny. I slapped my neon that one.

My math teacher called me average. That was mean.

My history teacher loves to Babylon.

A globe means the world to a Geography teacher.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

I read the constitution for the articles

Why is an English teacher like a judge?
– Because they both hand out sentences.

7 days without a pun makes one weak

The recipe for re-writing and essay involves a lot of shortening.

Who should be your best friend at school?
– Your princi-pal!

My teacher pointed his ruler at me and said there was an idiot at the end of it. I asked which end.

I’m out of chemistry jokes, but I should zinc of a new one

You have to be odd to be number 1

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