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Teacher puns 👩‍🏫 in 2023

My teacher asked a student where the English Channel was. “I don’t know!”
– He said, “my TV doesn’t get that one.”

Think like a proton and stay positive

The road to success is always under construction.

Most students are angling to get an A in geometry.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

Do you think ancient Mesopotamians went on Sumer vacation?

What’s the sweetest school subject?
– History because it’s full of dates.

Reading is lit

The teacher forgot to take attendance. She was absent-minded.

Be like a proton. Always stay positive.

In detention, I had to do a spelling test with different versions of the word incorrect. I was glad I had the opportunity to write all my wrongs.

I love the way the earth rotates. It really makes my day

Why is the obtuse triangle upset? Because it’s never right

If math teachers eat too much pi they get a large circumference.

The school calendar’s days are numbered.

Who built King Arthur’s Round Table? Sir Cumference

My teacher looked at me and said, “Quick, name two pronouns!” I said “Who, me?”

Let’s eat Grandma. Let’s eat, Grandma. Comma’s save lives.

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