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Funny puns in 2025

my sheep’s favourite singer is Britney Shears.

Pencils could be made with erasers at each end, but what would be the point?

what’s a shark’s fav bible story ? Noah’s shark.

What do you call a happy cowboy?
-A jolly rancher.

Who is a bee’s favorite singer?
– Bee-yoncé.

My dog never stands up for herself. She just rolls over.

My husband wants me to stop working on my flamingo impression.
– I had to put my foot down.

“You make miso happy.”

Two avocados got into a fight. It was a guacamelee.

All the organs participated in a race; people were cheering them up by shouting “Hip hip hooray.”

Say aloe to my little friend.

Do you fancy a pizza me?

He said his dog ran 10 miles to get the ball. That seems a bit far fetched.

When my dog starts itching, it really ticks me off.

What’s a scarecrows favourite fruit?
– A straw-berry.

The 70-year-old sunflower refused to go to the doctor. He needed a pollenoscopy.

a burger without cheese is like a hug without a squeeze

Those dogs were a bunch of litter pugs!

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