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Meat puns ๐Ÿฅฉ in 2022

Why don’t cows make good private investigators?
– Because they refuse to go on steak outs!

What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat?
– Someone who lost their veg-inity!

2 Men make a bet to see who can throw the most meat.
– The steaks were high.

I beat my meat on a plane the other day…
– Turns out you can get arrested for high jacking.

A cow in an earthquake is called milkshake

Did you hear about the man who used to be addicted to eating raw meat?
– Don’t worry, he’s cured now!

If animals arenโ€™t supposed to be eaten, then why are they made out of meat

A single cow can give us lots of things, such as: milk, meat, blood, leather, fat and many more…
– You could say we’re milking them.

What do you call a cow thatโ€™s beating his meat?
– beef stroganoff!

What did the skeleton order for lunch?
– Spare ribs!

Why did the butcher go to the doctor after a long day at work?
– Because he felt offal!

What happened to the lost beef shipment?
– Nobodyโ€™s herd.

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