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Meat puns ๐Ÿฅฉ in 2022

Which is a meat patty’s least favourite day of the week?
– Fry-day!

What do you call a cow that has 1 leg?
– Steak

I was on a plane, sat next to a man, who had a big sack filled of rotting animal meat.
– He said it was his carrion luggage

Apparently, you can’t use beef stew as a password…
– I guess it’s not stroganoff

Whatโ€™s a cowโ€™s favorite musical note?
– Beef-flat!

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesnโ€™t` eat meat.

I had this new kind of meat the other day. It was Himalayan rabbit.
– The only issue is, I found Himalayan on the road.

my girlfriend told my to throw my Meat loaf CDs out
– I would do anything for love but I won’t do that

Do you know the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
– Anyone can roast beef…

Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store?
– To make ends meat!

A vegetarian, a meat-eater, and a cannibal walk into a bar, the vegโ€™ orders a salad, the other orders a burger, than the

I asked my friend about his least favourite type of meat
– He said sausages.
– And I replied yes, they are the wurst

My wife said I had to stop listening to Meat Loaf.
– I’d do anything for love, but I won’t do that.

Where do cows eat lunch?
– In the calfeteria.

What’s the most musical cut of chicken?
– The drumstick!

Why canโ€™t the bankrupt cowboy complain?
– Heโ€™s got no beef.

Whatโ€™s the difference between a woman and a fridge?
– A fridge doesnโ€™t fart when you pull your meat out

From my 8yr old: Whatโ€™s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
– You can roast beef, but you canโ€™t pee soup!

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