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Meat puns ๐Ÿฅฉ in 2023

Why don’t cows make good private investigators?
– Because they refuse to go on steak outs!

What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat?
– Someone who lost their veg-inity!

2 Men make a bet to see who can throw the most meat.
– The steaks were high.

I beat my meat on a plane the other day…
– Turns out you can get arrested for high jacking.

A cow in an earthquake is called milkshake

Did you hear about the man who used to be addicted to eating raw meat?
– Don’t worry, he’s cured now!

If animals arenโ€™t supposed to be eaten, then why are they made out of meat

A single cow can give us lots of things, such as: milk, meat, blood, leather, fat and many more…
– You could say we’re milking them.

What do you call a cow thatโ€™s beating his meat?
– beef stroganoff!

What did the skeleton order for lunch?
– Spare ribs!

Why did the butcher go to the doctor after a long day at work?
– Because he felt offal!

What happened to the lost beef shipment?
– Nobodyโ€™s herd.

Where is the best place to buy meat in India?
– At the Delhi

Working on a cannabis based beef marinade.
– The steaks have never been higher…

Did you know that you can’t use ‘beef stew’ as a computer password?
– It’s not stroganoff!

Meat-eater: Did you hear about the new study saying vegans are more likely to go blind?
– I guess itโ€™s because you donโ€™t get the proper nutrition.

What is the best kind of meat to put on your shins?
– Bologna

Why should you let your meat rest for 5 minutes?
– In case your arm gets tired.

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