Word play has certainly not left any words behind, nor has it left any source for new puns. Meat puns are perhaps not as varied and numerous as some others but there is certainly a fair share of them and they are quite popular among certain groups of people.
Why don’t cows make good private investigators?
– Because they refuse to go on steak outs!
What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat?
– Someone who lost their veg-inity!
2 Men make a bet to see who can throw the most meat.
– The steaks were high.
I beat my meat on a plane the other day…
– Turns out you can get arrested for high jacking.
A cow in an earthquake is called milkshake
Did you hear about the man who used to be addicted to eating raw meat?
– Don’t worry, he’s cured now!
If animals aren’t supposed to be eaten, then why are they made out of meat
A single cow can give us lots of things, such as: milk, meat, blood, leather, fat and many more…
– You could say we’re milking them.
What do you call a cow that’s beating his meat?
– beef stroganoff!
What did the skeleton order for lunch?
– Spare ribs!
Why did the butcher go to the doctor after a long day at work?
– Because he felt offal!
What happened to the lost beef shipment?
– Nobody’s herd.
The Dad Pun
Everyone knows one or two dads who love a good pun, even if it is only good to them and causes a sigh or an eye roll for others. The top meat pun is a good example of this, using meat as a replacement for the word meet, and with such a slight distinction and the same sound, it is not always even noticed. To combat this ability for it to blend in it is often accompanied by a wink or a gesture to indicate the difference. This is most likely to be used around a butcher shop or similar, when returning from a hunting trip or if hunting with someone new.
Hunting and Meat Puns
The best meat puns are created and shared around campsites and on the long drive to and from a hunting trip or a fishing weekend. As these trips are often intended for stocking a freezer with fresh meat for the winter, or to make jerky to store, and have summer BBQs. Most hunters do so for the meat, so they can have it to eat and feed their families, rather then just for the sport, but the bonding that happens on those trips is as important. Using the funniest meat puns to add more enjoyment to the trip, to bond with their friends over the similar interests, and hilarious meat puns are well suited for use out in the wilderness and over campfires at night.
Puns Among Friends
Creating friendships as adults can be more difficult than many expect, as there is less contact with our friends and people who share interests without the clubs and classes of school, so puns become a way to meet new people. Short meat puns at the butcher or on the farm might help to attract new people who share the same sense of humour.
Some cooking classes are focused on cooking full meals and others will specialize in certain meals or mediums. Classes that have meat portions to them are sure to have their own funny meat puns that are shared not only during class but also after class and at gatherings. As people who are in a class together will share many of the same experiences, they are ideally set for inside jokes
and for one liner meat puns that relate to their time in class and shared experiences. Cheesy meat puns can be another way to bond with the people who share classes and cook together every day, and corny meat puns can ease the stress before exams or presentations. Where people share their experiences, they are likely to share the same inside jokes and will sometimes learn to share a sense of humour as well, sharing hilarious meat puns are one way that they can share those things and have a little more fun and stress relief.
Puns are a regular part of conversations and bonding with other people, and they are used often in many situations to create a comfort level between people that is welcoming and friendly. For those who work in industries that are related to the processing or cooking of meats, people who enjoy hobbies such as fishing and hunting, the use of meat puns can help them to find common ground on which they can build friendships and they can begin to form inside jokes and their own puns that makes sense to them when they do not for other people. These can help to share common interests and inside jokes, and will begin to build a history of experiences between them.