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Electricity puns ⚡ in 2023

“What do you call a bad electrician? A shock absorber!”

“A photon checks into a hotel when the bellhop asks, ‘Would you like help with your luggage?’ The photon replies, “I don’t have any. I always travel light.”

If you’re quick enough, you’ll beat the shock.

You can’t ever teach a volt dog new tricks.

In this town, the only honest people are electricians. When you assign them a task, they conduit almost immediately.

The electrical cords broke up because there was no spark between them.

“People asked me how it feels when you stick your finger in an electrical outlet? To be honest, it Hertz.”

“What would a barefoot man get if he stepped on an electric fence? A pair of shocks.”

What is the difference between lightning and electricity? For electricity, you need to pay, but lightning kills for free.

Let’s listen to the Red Watt Chili Peppers.

When she told me that there was no more spark between the two of us, I tasered her.

Electricians are all wired differently.

What was the light bulb’s occupation?

“Why are the electricians always up to date? Because they are ‘current specialists.”

“Why is wind power popular? Because it has a lot of fans!”

How do the students feel when the power goes at school? De-lighted, of course.

Say Watt?

Wind power is increasingly becoming popular not simply because it is green but it has a lot of fans.

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