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Rose puns 🌹 in 2023

At some point in history, tulips cost more than gold in the Netherlands. The flower trade was known as a blooming industry at that point.

The quality of this florist’s flowers cannot be matched with any other. He rose the bar too high.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If you were a flower, I’d pick you.

There are more p-rose than cons.

Stop pollen my leg.

The rose had an allergic reaction to something. There were spots all over his bud-y.

The florist offered me five roses for less than a dollar. He said it is an offer I plant refuse.

Where, you tend a rose, my lad, a thistle cannot grow.

Out of all the facial features, eyeb-rose are the funniest.

The rose’s stalker was finally arrested.

The insects were not hovering around the rose flowers because they weren’t sweet enough. I think there was not enough sucrose content in the plant.

I did not expect my father to be so good at gardening. He ex-seeded my expectations.

A rose is very pure. It does not think of the other roses around it as competition. It just does its best to bloom.

A thorn only defends the rose.

You prickle my fancy.

The girl was sad that her roses did not bloom. She said it was bud omen.

The roses were close friends. Their friendship was almost unbeleafable.

The rose is the flower and handmaiden of love

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